{"id":22341,"date":"2015-01-21T18:44:07","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T17:44:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=22341"},"modified":"2015-01-21T18:48:08","modified_gmt":"2015-01-21T17:48:08","slug":"urgent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/urgent\/","title":{"rendered":"URGENT"},"content":{"rendered":"
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URGENT !<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Whoever\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/span>left<\/b><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span>his wife at my place<\/b><\/span><\/span>\u00a0after<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

last night’s BBQ is asked to come and get her ASAP..<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

It is not that she\u2019s a problem,<\/b><\/span><\/span>\u00a0
\nbut\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/span>mine is coming back tonight.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Cheers !<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

From Hans the footdoc<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

URGENT ! Whoever\u00a0left\u00a0his wife at my place\u00a0after last night’s BBQ is asked to come and get her ASAP.. It is not that she\u2019s a problem,\u00a0 but\u00a0mine is coming back tonight. Cheers ! From Hans the footdoc<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[2742],"class_list":["post-22341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-urgent"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1IAXy-urgent","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":19394,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/its-hell-to-be-old-3\/","url_meta":{"origin":22341,"position":0},"title":"Its hell to be old","author":"admin","date":"2014-02-21","format":false,"excerpt":"OLD people have problems that you haven't\u00a0even considered yet! 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