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A woman went through a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car.\u00a0 Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither\u00a0<\/span>of them is hurt.<\/p>\n

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said;\u00a0 ”Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.\u00a0 This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”<\/span><\/div>\n
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The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!<\/span><\/div>\n
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The woman continued, ”And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn’t break.\u00a0 Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man.<\/span><\/div>\n
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The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.\u00a0 The woman takes <\/span>the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.<\/div>\n
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The man asks, ”Aren’t you having any?”<\/span><\/div>\n
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She replies, ”Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”<\/span><\/div>\n
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Another nice Provencecontribution from Paul<\/em><\/div>\n
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A woman went through a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car.\u00a0 Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither\u00a0of them is hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said;\u00a0 ”Wow, just look at our cars! 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