{"id":22907,"date":"2015-03-26T12:59:15","date_gmt":"2015-03-26T11:59:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=22907"},"modified":"2015-03-26T13:01:11","modified_gmt":"2015-03-26T12:01:11","slug":"hiking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/hiking\/","title":{"rendered":"HIKING"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river.<\/p>\n

Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, ”God, please give me the strength to cross the river.”<\/p>\n

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.<\/p>\n

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, ”God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.”<\/p>\n

Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.<\/p>\n

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, ”God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross river.”<\/p>\n

Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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