Stackars dig, sa psykiatern.
\nKan du ber\u00e4tta f\u00f6r mig varf\u00f6r du dricker s\u00e5 mycket?<\/p>\n
Jag ska f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka och f\u00f6rklara det hela, sa patienten
\nJag blev f\u00f6r\u00e4lskad i en \u00e4nka som hade en vuxen dotter.
\nJag gifte mig med \u00e4nkan och strax d\u00e4r efter gifte sig min far med min styvdotter.
\nD\u00e5 blev min fru och jag sv\u00e4rf\u00f6r\u00e4ldrar till min far.<\/p>\n
Efter en tid fick min styvmor, allts\u00e5 min frus dotter, en son.
\nDen pojken blev naturligtvis min bror, eftersom han \u00e4r min fars son.
\nMen han \u00e4r ocks\u00e5 son till min frus dotter och d\u00e4rf\u00f6r blir min fru pojkens mormor
\noch jag blir morfar till min bror.<\/p>\n
S\u00e5 fick min fru och jag en son, som blir min fars sv\u00e5ger. Min sons
\nstorasyster \u00e4r ju \u00e4ven hans farmor – eftersom min far \u00e4r hans farfar.<\/p>\n
Min far \u00e4r allts\u00e5 mitt barns sv\u00e5ger eftersom hans syster \u00e4r min fars fru.<\/p>\n
Jag \u00e4r allts\u00e5 bror till min egen son. Min son \u00e4r min farmors brorson och
\nDet v\u00e4rsta av all jag \u00e4r farfar till mig sj\u00e4lv.<\/p>\n
Jag \u00e4r bror till min far och samtidigt b\u00e5de son och far till honom.
\nMin fru \u00e4r min styvmor, mor, sv\u00e4gerska och styvdotter.<\/p>\n
Jag \u00e4r fanta mej far och son till mig sj\u00e4lv!<\/p>\n
Tack, sa psykiatern.
\nJag f\u00f6rst\u00e5r att du dricker. Forts\u00e4tt med det…..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Den moderna familjen! Stackars dig, sa psykiatern. Kan du ber\u00e4tta f\u00f6r mig varf\u00f6r du dricker s\u00e5 mycket? Jag ska f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka och f\u00f6rklara det hela, sa patienten Jag blev f\u00f6r\u00e4lskad i en \u00e4nka som hade en vuxen dotter. Jag gifte mig med \u00e4nkan och strax d\u00e4r efter gifte sig min far med min styvdotter. 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