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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter’s Square.<\/span><\/p>\n

The first Catholic man tells his friends:<\/span>
\n<\/span>”My son is a\u00a0 priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him\u00a0 ’Father’.”<\/span><\/p>\n

The second Catholic man says:<\/span>
\n<\/span>”My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ’<\/span>Your Grace<\/b>’.”<\/span><\/p>\n

The third declares:<\/span>
\n<\/span>”My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ’Y<\/span>our Eminence<\/b>’.”<\/span><\/p>\n

With great pride the fourth Catholic man says:<\/span>
\n<\/span>”My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ’<\/span>Your Holiness<\/b>’.”<\/span><\/p>\n

The lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, so the four men give her a subtle, ”Well….?”<\/span><\/p>\n

She proudly replies:<\/span><\/p>\n

”I have a daughter,<\/span><\/p>\n

SLIM<\/span>
\n<\/span>TALL<\/span>
\n<\/span>BLONDE<\/span>
\n<\/span>38\u201d BUST<\/span>
\n<\/span>24″ WAIST and<\/span>
\n<\/span>36″ HIPS<\/span><\/p>\n

When she walks into a room, people say: ”<\/strong><\/span>Jesus Christ<\/i>\u201d!<\/strong><\/p>\n

A contribution from Paul in Provence<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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