{"id":23954,"date":"2015-08-19T13:42:14","date_gmt":"2015-08-19T12:42:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=23954"},"modified":"2018-03-02T12:47:29","modified_gmt":"2018-03-02T11:47:29","slug":"grekkrisen-hur-blev-det-sa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/grekkrisen-hur-blev-det-sa\/","title":{"rendered":"Grekkrisen hur blev det s\u00e5"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-GB\">Some years ago a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece.<\/span><span lang=\"EN-GB\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span lang=\"EN-GB\">The mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-GB\">When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor, he wondered aloud how on earth he could afford such a house.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-GB\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span lang=\"EN-GB\">The Spaniard replied: <\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-GB\">\u2018You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to construct a two-lane bridge,\u00a0<\/span>but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end, I could build this place.\u2019<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-GB\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span lang=\"EN-GB\">The following year the Spaniard visited the Greek town. <\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-GB\">He was simply amazed at the Greek mayor&#8217;s house: gold taps, marble floors, diamond doorknobs, it was marvellous.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-GB\"><br \/>\nWhen he asked how he\u2019d raised the money to build this incredible house, <\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-GB\">the Greek mayor said: <\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-GB\">\u2018You see that bridge over there?\u2019<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"EN-GB\"><br \/>\nThe Spaniard replied: \u2018No.\u2019<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>Another joke from Paul in Provence<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some years ago a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece. 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