{"id":23956,"date":"2014-09-19T13:50:47","date_gmt":"2014-09-19T12:50:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=23956"},"modified":"2023-04-15T09:19:45","modified_gmt":"2023-04-15T08:19:45","slug":"the-dentist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/the-dentist\/","title":{"rendered":"The dentist"},"content":{"rendered":"

L\u00c4NK TILL DEN DEN INDISKE TANDL\u00c4KAREN I JAIPOUR<\/strong><\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

THE DENTIST<\/strong><\/p>\n

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.
\nThey get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place.<\/p>\n

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt – and then washes his hands.
\nHe then takes off his trousers – and again washes his hands.<\/p>\n

The girl has been watching him and says:
\n”You must be a dentist.”<\/p>\n

The guy, surprised, says:
\n”Yes …. How did you figure that out?”<\/p>\n

”Easy..” she replies, ”you keep washing your hands.”<\/p>\n

One thing leads to another and they make love.
\nAfter it’s all over the girl says: ”You must be a very good dentist.”<\/p>\n

The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:
\n”Sure – I’m a good dentist. How did you figure that out?”<\/p>\n

The girl replies:…..\u201d I didn’t feel a thing !”<\/p>\n

A contriution from Henrik<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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