Efter en MYCKET tr\u00f6ttsam dag s\u00e4tter sig en kvinnlig t\u00e5gpendlare tyst ner p\u00e5 s\u00e4tet och blundar f\u00f6r att f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka f\u00e5 en tupplur.<\/p>\n
N\u00e4r t\u00e5get rullar ut fr\u00e5n stationen, tar killen som sitter bredvid henne fram sin mobil och b\u00f6rjar prata med h\u00f6g r\u00f6st:
\n-\u201dHej, \u00e4lskling. Det \u00e4r Eric. Jag \u00e4r p\u00e5 t\u00e5get\u201d – \u201d Ja, jag vet att klockan \u00e4r halv sju och inte halv fem, men jag hade ett l\u00e5ngt m\u00f6te\u201d\u2026..\u201dNej, \u00e4lskling, inte med den blonda fr\u00e5n finansministeriet. Det var med chefen.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201dNej, \u00e4lskling, du \u00e4r den enda i mitt liv, sj\u00e4lvklart, jag \u00e4r s\u00e5 s\u00e4ker p\u00e5 det, jag sv\u00e4r.\u201d<\/p>\n
Femton minuter senare sitter han fortfarande och pratar h\u00f6gljutt – forfarande samma \u00e4mne.<\/p>\n
Nu hade den kvinnliga pendlaren f\u00e5tt nog. Hon lutar sig fram till honom och s\u00e4ger n\u00e4ra telefonen: -\u201dEric! L\u00e4gg nu p\u00e5 och kom tillbaka till s\u00e4ngen, det \u00e4r kallt h\u00e4r!\u201d<\/p>\n
Eric anv\u00e4nder inte sin mobiltelefon offentligt l\u00e4ngre!\u2026\u2026\u2026.<\/p>\n
Bidrag \u00a0fr\u00e5n Paul i Provence\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Efter en MYCKET tr\u00f6ttsam dag s\u00e4tter sig en kvinnlig t\u00e5gpendlare tyst ner p\u00e5 s\u00e4tet och blundar f\u00f6r att f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka f\u00e5 en tupplur. N\u00e4r t\u00e5get rullar ut fr\u00e5n stationen, tar killen som sitter bredvid henne fram sin mobil och b\u00f6rjar prata med h\u00f6g r\u00f6st: -\u201dHej, \u00e4lskling. Det \u00e4r Eric. 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