John Petter ringde p\u00e5 hos pr\u00e4sten och var ganska uppr\u00f6rd n\u00e4r han stod d\u00e4r p\u00e5 trappan till pr\u00e4stbostaden.<\/p>\n
John Petter ber\u00e4ttade att hans cykel var stulen och han misst\u00e4nkte att det var n\u00e5gon i f\u00f6rsamlingen som stulit den. Pr\u00e4sten lyssnade p\u00e5 John Petter och kom p\u00e5 en bra id\u00e9 hur han skulle honom.<\/p>\n
John Petter skulle komma till h\u00f6gm\u00e4ssan och d\u00e5 skulle pr\u00e4sten l\u00e4sa upp de tio budorden och n\u00e4r han kom till \u201ddu skall icke stj\u00e4la\u201d s\u00e5 skulle John Petter v\u00e4nda sig mot f\u00f6rsamlingen och d\u00e5 skulle nog den skyldige reagera s\u00e5 att John Petter kunde avsl\u00f6ja tjuven.<\/p>\n
H\u00f6gm\u00e4ssan \u00e4gde rum och efter den \u00a0kallade pr\u00e4sten p\u00e5 John Petter och vill h\u00f6ra hur det hela hade avl\u00f6pt.<\/p>\n
Jo det gick bra sa John Petter men inte p\u00e5 det s\u00e4tt som du hade planerat utan n\u00e4r du kom till budet \u201ddu skall icke beg\u00e5 \u00e4ktenskapsbrott\u201d d\u00e5 kom jag p\u00e5 var jag st\u00e4llt cykeln.<\/p>\n
Bidrag fr\u00e5n\u00a0Arne i Gavle<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" John Petter ringde p\u00e5 hos pr\u00e4sten och var ganska uppr\u00f6rd n\u00e4r han stod d\u00e4r p\u00e5 trappan till pr\u00e4stbostaden. John Petter ber\u00e4ttade att hans cykel var stulen och han misst\u00e4nkte att det var n\u00e5gon i f\u00f6rsamlingen som stulit den. Pr\u00e4sten lyssnade p\u00e5 John Petter och kom p\u00e5 en bra id\u00e9 hur han skulle honom. 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