Knut hade f\u00e5tt jobb i en pub och det var hans f\u00f6rsta dag p\u00e5 jobbet. Chefen f\u00f6rklarade:<\/p>\n
– Du blandar bara drinkarna kunderna ber om. Ja, och s\u00e5 var det en sak till:<\/p>\n
– Tv\u00e5 d\u00f6vstumma br\u00f6der kommer i kv\u00e4ll. N\u00e4r de pekar tummen upp betyder det att de skall ha ett glas J\u00e4germeister. Pekar de tummen ner skall de ha ett glas vodka.<\/p>\n
P\u00e5 kv\u00e4llen kom de d\u00f6vstumma br\u00f6derna. De best\u00e4ller b\u00e5de J\u00e4germeister och vodka och allt gick v\u00e4ldigt bra.<\/p>\n
Pl\u00f6tsligt b\u00f6rjar br\u00f6derna sitta still med \u00f6ppen mun och s\u00e5 satt de l\u00e4nge. Knut blev lite \u00e4ngslig och ringde chefen.<\/p>\n
– De tv\u00e5 d\u00f6vstumma \u00e4r h\u00e4r och sitter t\u00e4tt ihop och bara gapar, s\u00e5 har de suttit l\u00e4nge. Skall jag ringa efter ambulans? fr\u00e5gade Knut \u00e4ngsligt.<\/p>\n
– Hur mycket har dom druckit? fr\u00e5gade chefen.<\/p>\n
– Sju J\u00e4germeister och fyra vodka var, svarade Knut.<\/p>\n
– \u00c5h ja, sa chefen. D\u00e5 sitter de bara och sjunger.<\/p>\n
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