{"id":24354,"date":"2016-01-08T14:26:43","date_gmt":"2016-01-08T13:26:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=24354"},"modified":"2016-01-08T14:28:42","modified_gmt":"2016-01-08T13:28:42","slug":"lektion-i-smastadiet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/lektion-i-smastadiet\/","title":{"rendered":"Lektion p\u00e5 sm\u00e5stadiet"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Tredjeklassl\u00e4rarinnan fr\u00f6ken Lind fr\u00e5gade sin klass:<\/div>\n<div>.<\/div>\n<div>&#8211; Vilken m\u00e4nsklig kroppsdel \u00f6kar sin storlek med tio g\u00e5nger n\u00e4r den blir stimulerad?<\/div>\n<div>.<\/div>\n<div>Lilla Lisa st\u00e4llde sig upp och skrek:<\/div>\n<div>&#8211; Du borde inte st\u00e4lla s\u00e5dana fr\u00e5gor till tredjeklassare! Jag ska ber\u00e4tta detta f\u00f6r mina f\u00f6r\u00e4ldrar och de kommer att ber\u00e4tta det f\u00f6r rektorn och du kommer att bli AVSKEDAD!<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0.<\/div>\n<div>Fr\u00f6ken Lind ignorerade henne och fr\u00e5gade klassen eng\u00e5ng till. Lilla Lisa stod med \u00f6ppen mun och sa:&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu kommer du allt att f\u00e5 stora problem!<\/div>\n<div>&#8211; \u00c4r det n\u00e5gon som kan svaret? fr\u00e5gade fr\u00f6ken Lind till klassen.<br \/>\nTill slut reste sig Putte upp, tittade sig nerv\u00f6st omkring och sa:<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00c4r det pupillen i \u00f6gat, fr\u00f6ken?<br \/>\n&#8211; Helt r\u00e4tt, Putte!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Sedan v\u00e4nde hon sig till Lisa och sa:<br \/>\n&#8211; Och f\u00f6r dig, min lilla flicka, s\u00e5 har jag tre saker att s\u00e4ga: Ett, du har snuskig och osmaklig fantasi. Tv\u00e5, du har inte gjort l\u00e4xan du skulle ha l\u00e4st till idag. 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