{"id":25979,"date":"2016-12-21T08:06:19","date_gmt":"2016-12-21T07:06:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=25979"},"modified":"2016-12-21T08:06:19","modified_gmt":"2016-12-21T07:06:19","slug":"den-lonsamma-lakarmottagningen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/den-lonsamma-lakarmottagningen\/","title":{"rendered":"DEN L\u00d6NSAMMA L\u00c4KARMOTTAGNINGEN"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">En \u00e4ldre man hade precis g\u00e5tt i pension men blev snabbt v\u00e4ldigt uttr\u00e5kad s\u00e5 han best\u00e4mde sig f\u00f6r att starta en alldeles egen l\u00e4karmottagning trots att han inte var l\u00e4kare.<\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">Han satte upp en skylt utanf\u00f6r huset och skrev \u201dDoktor Anderssons klinik. En behandling kostar 500 kronor, men blir du inte botad f\u00e5r du 1 000 kronor tillbaka\u201d.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">En riktig l\u00e4kare, som hette J\u00f6nsson, fick syn p\u00e5 skylten och t\u00e4nkte att detta ju var en gyllene m\u00f6jlighet att tj\u00e4na n\u00e5gra extra kronor, d\u00e5 gubben antagligen inte hade n\u00e5gon koll alls p\u00e5 sjukv\u00e5rd. S\u00e5 han gick in p\u00e5 mottagningen och d\u00e4r utspann sig f\u00f6ljande dialog:<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">Doktor J\u00f6nsson: \u201dJo, herr Andersson, jag har tappat all smak i munnen, tror ni att ni kan hj\u00e4lpa mig?&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">Herr Andersson: &#8221;Sj\u00e4lvfallet. Kan syster v\u00e4nligen h\u00e4mta medicinen som finns i fack 22 och droppa tre droppar i doktor J\u00f6nssons mun.&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">Doktor J\u00f6nsson: &#8221;Aaaaaj! Det h\u00e4r \u00e4r ju bensin!&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">Herr Andersson: &#8221;Grattis! Ni har f\u00e5tt tillbaka smaken. Det blir 500 kronor, tack!&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">Doktorn blir irriterad och \u00e5terv\u00e4nder till den falska l\u00e4karmottagningen n\u00e5gra dagar senare f\u00f6r att f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka f\u00e5 tillbaka sina pengar.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">Doktor J\u00f6nsson: &#8221;Jag har tappat minnet, jag kommer inte ih\u00e5g mig sj\u00e4lv. Kan ni hj\u00e4lpa mig?&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">Herr Andersson: &#8221;Kan syster v\u00e4nligen h\u00e4mta medicinen i fack 22 och droppa i patientens mun!&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">Doktor J\u00f6nsson: \u201dNej, du! Det \u00e4r ju bensinen!&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">Herr Andersson: &#8221;Grattis! Du har f\u00e5tt tillbaka minnet! Det blir 500 kronor, tack!&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">Doktorn blir nu \u00e4nnu argare och best\u00e4mmer sig f\u00f6r att \u00e5terv\u00e4nda en tredje g\u00e5ng f\u00f6r att f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka f\u00e5 tillbaka sina pengar.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">Doktor J\u00f6nsson: &#8221;Min syn har blivit oerh\u00f6rt d\u00e5lig, jag kan knappt se n\u00e5gonting. Skulle ni kunna hj\u00e4lpa mig?<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">Herr Andersson: &#8221;Tyv\u00e4rr, jag har ingen medicin mot synproblem s\u00e5 h\u00e4r f\u00e5r ni tillbaka 1 000 kronor.&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">Men i st\u00e4llet ger han doktorn 100 kronor, varp\u00e5 doktorn utbrister \u201dDet h\u00e4r \u00e4r ju bara 100 kronor!?\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';\">Herr Andersson: &#8221;Grattis! Ni har f\u00e5tt tillbaka er syn! Det blir 500 kronor, tack!<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>Ett bidrag fr\u00e5n Paul i Provence<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En \u00e4ldre man hade precis g\u00e5tt i pension men blev snabbt v\u00e4ldigt uttr\u00e5kad s\u00e5 han best\u00e4mde sig f\u00f6r att starta en alldeles egen l\u00e4karmottagning trots att han inte var l\u00e4kare. \u00a0 Han satte upp en skylt utanf\u00f6r huset och skrev \u201dDoktor Anderssons klinik. 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