{"id":26024,"date":"2021-04-18T08:27:03","date_gmt":"2021-04-18T07:27:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=26024"},"modified":"2021-04-19T08:09:12","modified_gmt":"2021-04-19T07:09:12","slug":"nordic-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/nordic-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"NORDIC JOKES"},"content":{"rendered":"

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En dansk, en svensk och en norrman skulle avr\u00e4ttas med giljotin.
\nN\u00e4r dansken skulle avr\u00e4ttas fastnade giljotinen vid halsen. D\u00e5 sa\u00b4
\nb\u00f6deln:
\n– Du \u00e4r fri att g\u00e5.
\nN\u00e4r svensken skulle avr\u00e4ttas h\u00e4nde likadant f\u00f6r honom som f\u00f6r
\ndansken. S\u00e5 svensken blev ocks\u00e5 frik\u00e4nd.
\nS\u00e5 var det dags f\u00f6r
\nnorrmannen. N\u00e4r han ser att giljotinen \u00e4r halvv\u00e4gs p\u00e5 v\u00e4g ner
\ns\u00e4ger norrmannen:
\n– Jeg sejr felet.<\/p>\n

\"n\"<\/a><\/p>\n

En svensk buktalare var ute p\u00e5 en <\/span>landsortturne<\/span> i Nordnorge, och upptr\u00e4dde en kv\u00e4ll p\u00e5 en pub. Han gjorde sig som vanligt lustig p\u00e5 norrm\u00e4nnens bekostnad och drog det ena Norge-sk\u00e4mtet efter det andra.<\/span>
Pl\u00f6tsligt reste sig en storvuxen man i publiken och ropade:<\/span>
\u2013 Nu vill jag inte h\u00f6ra ett enda sk\u00e4mt till om oss norrm\u00e4n. Vi \u00e4r inte s\u00e5 <\/span>j\u00e4kla<\/span> korkade som du s\u00e4ger.<\/span>
Buktalaren blev alldeles tagen av detta utbrott och b\u00f6rjade genast be om urs\u00e4kt. Men mannen avbr\u00f6t honom och sa:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013 L\u00e4gg dig inte i det h\u00e4r. Jag pratar med den lilla killen du har i kn\u00e4t.<\/p>\n

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Det var en dansk handelsresande som klev p\u00e5 ett t\u00e5g som skulle g\u00e5 \u00f6ver \u00d6resundsbron. N\u00e4r han kom in i kup\u00e9n och skulle lyfta upp sin v\u00e4ska s\u00e5g han att d\u00e4r satt en vacker dam i samma kup\u00e9. Den danske herren t\u00e4nkte att han m\u00e5ste s\u00e4ga n\u00e5got till henne.
\nS\u00e5 han sa:
\n– Jae, vi danske handelsresende har store tasker.
\nDamen som f\u00f6r \u00f6vrigt var svenska tittade f\u00f6rn\u00e4rmat p\u00e5 honom och satt sedan och tittade ut genom f\u00f6nstret. Det gick n\u00e5n timme och t\u00e5get rullade vidare upp\u00e5t Sverige och dansken b\u00f6rjade fundera p\u00e5 om han hade sagt n\u00e5got fel efter som damen inte talade med honom. Han tittade ut genom f\u00f6nstret och fick se ett par ungtjurar som gick i en hage.
\nHan sa d\u00e5 till damen:
\n– Vet duu vad de e f\u00f6r n\u00e5gra djur som g\u00e5r d\u00e4r.
\nDamen fortfarande f\u00f6rn\u00e4rmad tittade p\u00e5 honom och svarade:
\n– Jo, att d\u00f6ma av taskarna s\u00e5 \u00e4r det nog danska handelsresande.<\/p>\n

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Tv\u00e5 gamlingar firade guldbr\u00f6llop med att \u00e5ka helikopter. De skulle f\u00e5 \u00e5ka en tur helt gratis dagen till \u00e4ra, men bara p\u00e5 ett villkor, n\u00e4mligen att de var tysta hela tiden under flygturen. Piloten gjorde m\u00e5nga konster i luften. Helikoptern fl\u00f6g upp ner och det var m\u00e5nga loopar och s\u00e5 vidare. N\u00e4r de landade sa piloten:
\n\u2013 Det h\u00e4r det gick ju bra.
\nD\u00e5 s\u00e4ger mannen:
\n\u2013 Ja, men det vara n\u00e4ra att jag sa n\u00e5t n\u00e4r k\u00e4rringen ramlade ut\u2026<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Det var tv\u00e5 finnar, Nilsa och Pinnka, som gick in p\u00e5 en svensk bar. Efter n\u00e5gra \u00f6l var det dags att betala, varp\u00e5 Nilsa gick upp till baren och sa:
\n”Jag drack tv\u00e5 och Pinnka fyra.”
\n”D\u00e5 beh\u00f6ver du bara betala f\u00f6r tv\u00e5, f\u00f6r det kostar inget att pinka” sa bartendern.
\nN\u00e4r han kom tillbaka till Pinnka sa han:
\n”Vilken tur du har Pinnka, du slapp betala<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

En dansk, en svensk och en norrman skulle avr\u00e4ttas med giljotin. N\u00e4r dansken skulle avr\u00e4ttas fastnade giljotinen vid halsen. D\u00e5 sa\u00b4 b\u00f6deln: – Du \u00e4r fri att g\u00e5. N\u00e4r svensken skulle avr\u00e4ttas h\u00e4nde likadant f\u00f6r honom som f\u00f6r dansken. S\u00e5 svensken blev ocks\u00e5 frik\u00e4nd. S\u00e5 var det dags f\u00f6r norrmannen. N\u00e4r han ser att giljotinen […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-6LK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5461,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/den-intelligente-norrmannen\/","url_meta":{"origin":26024,"position":0},"title":"Den intelligente norrmannen","author":"bengt39","date":"2010-02-25","format":false,"excerpt":"Den intelligente norrmannen Det var en g\u00e5ng en norrman, en amerikan, en svensk och en finne p\u00e5 flygresa. 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