Ett plan har just lyft fr\u00e5n Stockholm till New York. Pl\u00f6tsligt reser sig en vacker, blond kvinna upp fr\u00e5n sitt s\u00e4te i ekonomiklass och g\u00e5r och s\u00e4tter sig inne i f\u00f6rsta klass.<\/p>\n
En flygv\u00e4rdinna som m\u00e4rker vad som h\u00e4nder ber om att f\u00e5 se kvinnans flygbiljett och ber\u00e4ttar sedan f\u00f6r henne att hon ska sitta i ekonomiklass och m\u00e5ste g\u00e5 tillbaka till sitt riktiga s\u00e4te.<\/p>\n
\u2013 Jag \u00e4r blond, jag \u00e4r vacker \u2013 och jag ska till New York, \u00e4r det enda som kvinnan svarar.<\/p>\n
Flygv\u00e4rdinnan g\u00e5r in till cockpit och s\u00e4ger till andrepiloten att det finns en passagerare som v\u00e4grar g\u00e5 tillbaka till sitt riktiga s\u00e4te.<\/p>\n
Han f\u00f6ljer med bak och s\u00e4ger till blondinen att hon m\u00e5ste s\u00e4tta sig i ekonomiklass, vilket \u00e4r det som hon betalat f\u00f6r.<\/p>\n
\u2013 Jag \u00e4r blond, jag \u00e4r vacker \u2013 och jag ska till New York\u2026<\/p>\n
Andrepiloten g\u00e5r in till sin pilotkollega \u2013 kaptenen \u2013 och ber\u00e4ttar om l\u00e4get.<\/p>\n
\u2013 Sa du att hon var blond? undrar kaptenen.<\/p>\n
\u2013 Ja\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2013 L\u00e5t mig ta hand om det h\u00e4r. Jag \u00e4r gift med en blondin, s\u00e5 jag vet hur de fungerar.<\/p>\n
Han g\u00e5r bak till f\u00f6rsta klass och viskar n\u00e5gra sekunder i den jobbiga kvinnans \u00f6ra. Direkt reser hon sig upp, ber om urs\u00e4kt och g\u00e5r och s\u00e4tter sig p\u00e5 sin plats i ekonomiklass.<\/p>\n
Flygv\u00e4rdinnan och andrepiloten st\u00e5r bara och gapar \u2013 och fr\u00e5gar kaptenen vad han sa till henne.<\/p>\n
\u2013 Jag sa bara att f\u00f6rsta klass inte g\u00e5r till New York\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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