N\u00e4r ett Brittish Airways flygplan hade landat p\u00e5 Frankfurts Internationella Flygplats , s\u00e5 blev kaptenen ombord lite tveksam om vilken v\u00e4g han skulle ta, s\u00e5 han anropade tornet.<\/p>\n
Flygkaptenen : ”Vilken taxibana ska jag anv\u00e4nda ?”<\/p>\n
Tornet : ”Du ska anv\u00e4nda bana X4 .”<\/p>\n
Efter en stunds tystnad.<\/p>\n
Kaptenen: ”Jag ser bara bana X2 ”<\/p>\n
Tornet : ” Forts\u00e4tt bara, s\u00e5 ser du X4″<\/p>\n
Efter en liten stund.<\/p>\n
Kaptenen: ” Nej, jag ser nu bara Bana x1.”<\/p>\n
Nu b\u00f6rjade flygledare i tornet bli lite irriterad.<\/p>\n
Tornet: ”Har du hittat X4?”<\/p>\n
Kaptenen: ” Nej, jag \u00e4r nog lite vilse”<\/p>\n
Nu tappar flygledare hum\u00f6ret.<\/p>\n
Tornet: ”Har du aldrig flugit till Frankfurt tidigare ?”<\/p>\n
En stunds tystnad uppst\u00e5r.<\/p>\n
Kaptenen:” Jo, jag har flugit till Frankfurt tidigare. Den sista g\u00e5ngen var i mars 1945 men d\u00e5 vi landade aldrig”<\/p>\n
Ett bidrag av broder Lars\u00a0 Kolh\u00e4ttan<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" N\u00e4r ett Brittish Airways flygplan hade landat p\u00e5 Frankfurts Internationella Flygplats , s\u00e5 blev kaptenen ombord lite tveksam om vilken v\u00e4g han skulle ta, s\u00e5 han anropade tornet. Flygkaptenen : ”Vilken taxibana ska jag anv\u00e4nda ?” Tornet : ”Du ska anv\u00e4nda bana X4 .” Efter en stunds tystnad. 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