{"id":27539,"date":"2018-03-18T18:42:30","date_gmt":"2018-03-18T17:42:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=27539"},"modified":"2018-03-18T18:46:49","modified_gmt":"2018-03-18T17:46:49","slug":"most-accidents-traffic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/most-accidents-traffic\/","title":{"rendered":"WHAT CAUSES MOST ACCIDENTS IN TRAFFIC??"},"content":{"rendered":"

NOT\u00a0 CELL PHONES…<\/span><\/p>\n

NOT SMS WHEN DRIVING…
\nNOR THE\u00a0 RADIO…
\nNOR THE GPS\u00a0 MONITOR…..
\nNOT\u00a0 TALKING…
\nNOT\u00a0 TEXTING…
\nNOR WATCHING A CAR\u00a0 VIDEO….
\nNOR CHANGING\u00a0 CD’s…<\/span><\/p>\n

THE MOST FREQUENT CAUSES OF\u00a0 TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS ARE:
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You guessed it-\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/b>
\nInappropriate footwear! 5 points!!<\/span><\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

A nice contribution from KAX<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

NOT\u00a0 CELL PHONES… NOT SMS WHEN DRIVING… NOR THE\u00a0 RADIO… NOR THE GPS\u00a0 MONITOR….. NOT\u00a0 TALKING… NOT\u00a0 TEXTING… NOR WATCHING A CAR\u00a0 VIDEO…. NOR CHANGING\u00a0 CD’s… THE MOST FREQUENT CAUSES OF\u00a0 TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS ARE: You guessed it-\u00a0 Inappropriate footwear! 5 points!! A nice contribution from KAX<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[1062],"class_list":["post-27539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-joke"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-7ab","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":20830,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/rambling-thoughts\/","url_meta":{"origin":27539,"position":0},"title":"Rambling thoughts","author":"admin","date":"2014-11-20","format":false,"excerpt":"If walking is good for your health,\u00a0the postman should be immortal. 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