{"id":3584,"date":"2009-11-11T19:31:04","date_gmt":"2009-11-11T18:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=3584"},"modified":"2009-11-11T19:31:04","modified_gmt":"2009-11-11T18:31:04","slug":"barn-har-stenkoll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/barn-har-stenkoll\/","title":{"rendered":"BARN HAR STENKOLL \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0Barn om djur <\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0Inne i grisen finns det korvar och skinkor. Och i rumpan p\u00e5 den sitter syltan och v\u00e4ntar p\u00e5 att bli upp\u00e4ten.\u00a0 LARS 6 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0Kvinnodjur \u00e4r duktigare \u00e4n m\u00e4nnen. De g\u00f6r mj\u00f6lk och ungar. Och s\u00e5 kan de b\u00e5de v\u00e4rpa och ryta.\u00a0\u00a0 KATJA 6 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0En del kor \u00e4r svarta. De \u00e4r invandrare.\u00a0\u00a0 KARIN 5 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0Honan heter gris och hanen heter svin. Ungarna heter kelgrisar.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 SOFIE 5 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

Mamman heter h\u00f6na, pappan hane, ungarna killingar och barnbarnen heter \u00e4gg.\u00a0\u00a0 STEFAN 6 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0H\u00f6nor som f\u00e5r g\u00e5 var de vill l\u00e4gger finare \u00e4gg eftersom de slipper ha h\u00f6nsn\u00e4t runt huvudet.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 HANS 6 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

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Om yrken<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bonden \u00e4r en v\u00e4ldigt lycklig man, f\u00f6rst och Fr\u00e4mst f\u00f6r att han har traktor, men ocks\u00e5 f\u00f6r att han slipper jobba\u00a0\u00a0 H\u00c5KAN 7 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0B\u00f6nder \u00e4r liksom en egen ras, precis som r\u00f6rmokare och f\u00f6r\u00e4ldrar.\u00a0\u00a0 ANDERS 8 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

En psykolog \u00e4r en galen man som sl\u00e5r tanter.\u00a0\u00a0 EMELIE 6 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0 En gynekolog \u00e4r en som inte vet s\u00e5 mycket om halsen p\u00e5 folk.\u00a0 ERLAND 6 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0Kungen heter Carl Gustav den tredje i fj\u00e4rde, hans familj heter Victoria, Madelena och Adam och Eva.\u00a0 MARCUS 7 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0Om kroppar<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0Skillnaden p\u00e5 tantkroppar och manskroppar \u00e4r att Tantkroppar har flera hemliga rum i b\u00e4gge \u00e4ndar.\u00a0 MIKAEL 6 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0Kvinnor har kurvor, medan m\u00e4n har portf\u00f6lj.\u00a0\u00a0 BJ\u00d6RN 7 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0Kvinnor best\u00e5r av \u00e4ggstockar och s\u00e5 t\u00e4nker de mer.\u00a0 SIRI 6 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0M\u00e4nnen har fler framdelar p\u00e5 kroppen.\u00a0\u00a0 JULIE 6 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0Mannen slutar aldrig att g\u00f6ra celler, men han kommer i en sorts \u00e5lder han ocks\u00e5. Den kallas panik\u00e5ldern.STINA 9 \u00c5R\u00a0<\/p>\n

En kropp \u00e4r n\u00e5got som tar slut i skorna.\u00a0 ALLAN 5 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0Om man \u00f6ppnar \u00f6gonen och det \u00e4r alldeles svart, d\u00e5 \u00e4r man medvetsl\u00f6s.\u00a0\u00a0 HILDA 7 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0N\u00e4stan alla m\u00e4nniskor har en hj\u00e4rna. De som \u00e4r lite dumma har en h\u00f6nshj\u00e4rna.\u00a0 JOHAN 5 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0Det finns m\u00e5nga sorters hud. F\u00f6rhud \u00e4r till exempel huden som man har framtill medan bakhuden \u00e4r huden som man har p\u00e5 baken.\u00a0 THERESE 6 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0Om far- mor & sv\u00e4rf\u00f6r\u00e4ldrar<\/strong><\/p>\n

En mormor \u00e4r en som hela sl\u00e4kten har kommit ut genom. D\u00e5 \u00e4r det v\u00e4l inte s\u00e5 konstigt att hon \u00e4r lite sladdrig i skinnet. KRISTINA 7 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0En mormor \u00e4r en tant med godisp\u00e5sar i fickorna.\u00a0 ANDR\u00c8 5 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0Farmor tycker inte om att sola toppless. Det \u00e4r f\u00f6r att hennes toppar har blivit l\u00f6saktiga. STINA 6 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

En sv\u00e4rmor \u00e4r straffet man f\u00e5r n\u00e4r man gifter sig med n\u00e5gon man inte k\u00e4nner.\u00a0\u00a0 P\u00c5L 7 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

\u00a0Morfar \u00e4r s\u00e5 gammal att han inte l\u00e4ngre kommer ih\u00e5g varf\u00f6r han tycker om kvinnor.\u00a0 TORE 7 \u00c5R<\/p>\n

mer av barn har stenkoll<\/a>\u00a0091129<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0Barn om djur \u00a0Inne i grisen finns det korvar och skinkor. Och i rumpan p\u00e5 den sitter syltan och v\u00e4ntar p\u00e5 att bli upp\u00e4ten.\u00a0 LARS 6 \u00c5R \u00a0Kvinnodjur \u00e4r duktigare \u00e4n m\u00e4nnen. De g\u00f6r mj\u00f6lk och ungar. Och s\u00e5 kan de b\u00e5de v\u00e4rpa och ryta.\u00a0\u00a0 KATJA 6 \u00c5R \u00a0En del kor \u00e4r svarta. De \u00e4r […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[205,1692,1874],"class_list":["post-3584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-barnkommentar","tag-roliga-barn","tag-snusfornuftig"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-VO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4165,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/for-alla-mansgrisar-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4\/","url_meta":{"origin":3584,"position":0},"title":"F\u00f6r alla mansgrisar \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2009-12-22","format":false,"excerpt":"Den h\u00e4r godingen fick \u00a0jag av min k\u00e4ra sv\u00e4gerska i V\u00e4ster\u00e5s B\u00e5de rentjurar och renkor f\u00e5r horn p\u00e5 sommaren, men hanarna f\u00e4ller sina i b\u00f6rjan av vintern.\u00a0\u00a0 Honorna beh\u00e5ller d\u00e4remot sina horn tills de\u00a0 kalvat p\u00e5 v\u00e5ren. 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