A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.\u00a0 Finally,\u00a0it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because\u00a0the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.<\/p>\n
Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should\u00a0meet for lunch.\u00a0 Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the food and service was good and the\u00a0beer selection was excellent.<\/p>\n
Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch.\u00a0 Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet, and it was good value for money.<\/p>\n
Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.\u00a0 Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.<\/p>\n
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.<\/p>\n
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