{"id":3697,"date":"2017-07-18T06:00:32","date_gmt":"2017-07-18T05:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=3697"},"modified":"2017-07-16T11:28:08","modified_gmt":"2017-07-16T10:28:08","slug":"two-italians-on-a-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/two-italians-on-a-bus\/","title":{"rendered":"Two italians on a bus \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH<\/strong><\/p>\n

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and
\nengage in an animated conversation.
\nThe lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but
\nher attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
\n”Emma come first.
\nDen I come.
\nDen two asses come together.
\nI come once-a-more! .
\nTwo asses, they come together again.
\nI come again and pee twice.
\nThen I come one lasta time.”<\/p>\n

The lady can’t take this any more,
\n’You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,’ she retorted
\nindignantly. ’In this country. we don’t speak aloud in Public places
\nabout our sex lives.
\n’Hey, coola down lady,’ said the man. ’Who talkin’
\nabouta sex?\u00a0 I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ’
\nMississippi ’.’<\/p>\n

$50 says you’re gonna read this again.<\/p>\n

More Italian stuff<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: ”Emma come first. Den I come. 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