{"id":3764,"date":"2009-11-29T08:43:18","date_gmt":"2009-11-29T07:43:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=3764"},"modified":"2009-11-29T08:43:18","modified_gmt":"2009-11-29T07:43:18","slug":"barn-har-stenkoll-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/barn-har-stenkoll-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"BARN HAR STENKOLL II \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>Du f\u00e5r aldrig bl\u00e5sa en katt i \u00f6rat f\u00f6r om du g\u00f6r det fyra eller fem g\u00e5nger biter den dig i l\u00e4pparna .Och d\u00e5 sl\u00e4pper den inte taget p\u00e5 minst en minut.
\n(Lisa, 9 \u00e5r)<\/p>\n

\u00c4ldreomsorg \u00e4r att dela sina sorger med de \u00e4ldre.
\n(Anton, 7 \u00e5r)<\/p>\n

Jesus bodde i ett land l\u00e5ngt, l\u00e5ngt borta. Min farmor har varit d\u00e4r och klagat p\u00e5 muren. Den var v\u00e4ldigt gammal och fallf\u00e4rdig.
\n(Jon, 6 \u00e5r)<\/p>\n

N\u00e4r jag blir vuxen vill jag bli precis som pappa, fast utan allt h\u00e5r p\u00e5 hela kroppen.
\n(Tony, 8 \u00e5r)<\/p>\n

Farmor betalar barnbiljett p\u00e5 bussen. P\u00e5 det viset sparar hon pengar och k\u00e4nner sig tio \u00e5r yngre.
\n(Nanna, 6 \u00e5r)<\/p>\n

Jag blir aldrig tr\u00f6tt p\u00e5 farmor, men det blir farfar.
\n(Therese, 6 \u00e5r)<\/p>\n

F\u00f6rr i tiden var tandl\u00e4karen en farlig person. Han anv\u00e4nde j\u00e4rnst\u00e4nger och drog ut t\u00e4nder \u00f6verallt. Till och med visdomst\u00e4nderna drog han ut. D\u00e4rf\u00f6r visste folk inte s\u00e5 mycket p\u00e5 den tiden.
\n( Emil, 7 \u00e5r)<\/span><\/p>\n

Arsenik \u00e4r en stark krydda som l\u00e4tt kan f\u00f6rst\u00f6ra en hel middag.
\n(Jeanette, 10 \u00e5r)<\/span><\/p>\n

N\u00e4r man gifter sig ger man varandra ett tysthetsl\u00f6fte. Om man inte h\u00e5ller det, m\u00e5ste man skilja sig och d\u00e5 m\u00e5ste man dela p\u00e5 lamporna och knivarna och f\u00f6r det mesta kan man inte komma \u00f6verens om vem som ska ha barnen. De som inte kommer \u00f6verens om det m\u00e5ste g\u00e5 till en b\u00f6rsm\u00e4klare. Han best\u00e4mmer att den ena ska ha barnen och d\u00e5 f\u00e5r den andra ett extra matbord eller n\u00e5t ist\u00e4llet.<\/p>\n

(Anna, 9 \u00e5r)<\/p>\n

\u00a0Ett pension\u00e4rshem \u00e4r en sorts kennel f\u00f6r gamla m\u00e4nniskor. Familjerna kan l\u00e4mna de gamla d\u00e4r om de ska \u00e5ka p\u00e5 semester eller om de vill vara i fred. Fast de beh\u00f6ver inte ha koppel p\u00e5 sig.
\n(Pelle, 6 \u00e5r)<\/p>\n

Jag kanske ska bli b\u00f6g, f\u00f6r jag tycker inte s\u00e5 mycket om flickor.
\n(Henning, 7 \u00e5r)<\/p>\n

F\u00f6rr kom mj\u00f6lken fr\u00e5n kon, nu kommer den fr\u00e5n Arla.<\/p>\n

\u00a0(Lars , 5 \u00e5r )<\/p>\n

Mer av samma vara<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Du f\u00e5r aldrig bl\u00e5sa en katt i \u00f6rat f\u00f6r om du g\u00f6r det fyra eller fem g\u00e5nger biter den dig i l\u00e4pparna .Och d\u00e5 sl\u00e4pper den inte taget p\u00e5 minst en minut. (Lisa, 9 \u00e5r) \u00c4ldreomsorg \u00e4r att dela sina sorger med de \u00e4ldre. (Anton, 7 \u00e5r) Jesus bodde i ett land l\u00e5ngt, l\u00e5ngt borta. 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