En dam kliver in i en zooaff\u00e4r, f\u00e5r syn p\u00e5 en papegoja och blir genast f\u00f6rtjust i f\u00e5geln…….<\/p>\n
– Urs\u00e4kta, kan papegojan prata och \u00e4r den till salu? fr\u00e5gar hon<\/p>\n
– Jad\u00e5 den b\u00e5de pratar och \u00e4r till salu. Men jag m\u00e5ste nog varna er.<\/p>\n
Uppf\u00f6daren drev en bordell s\u00e5 gojan kan ha snappat upp lite fula ord och s\u00e5.<\/p>\n
– Jag \u00e4r inte k\u00e4nslig och mina barn \u00e4r stora nog att klara ett par fula ord. Jag k\u00f6per\u00a0 den!<\/p>\n
Hon kommer hem med papegojan och placerar den p\u00e5 ett bord i\u00a0 vardagsrummet.<\/p>\n
N\u00e4r hon tar av skynket fr\u00e5n buren kraxar f\u00e5geln till\u00a0 och\u00a0 s\u00e4ger:<\/p>\n
– Wow! En ny bordell och en ny bordellmamma!<\/p>\n
– Jag \u00e4r inte\u00a0 n\u00e5n bordellmamma och det h\u00e4r \u00e4r inte n\u00e5gon bordell, svarar damen och skrattar\u00a0 lite f\u00f6r sig sj\u00e4lv.<\/p>\n
En liten stund senare kommer damens tv\u00e5 d\u00f6ttrar hem och g\u00e5r\u00a0 in i vardagsrummet f\u00f6r att titta p\u00e5 papegojan.<\/p>\n
– Wow! En ny bordell, en ny bordellmamma och tv\u00e5 nya horor! kraxar papegojan.<\/p>\n
Flickorna blir f\u00f6rst stumma av f\u00f6rv\u00e5ning men efter en liten stund skrattar allihop gott \u00e5t det hela, eftersom de trots allt kan se det roliga i situationen.
\nN\u00e5n timme senare kommer maken hem och g\u00e5r in till sin familj i vardagsrummet, varp\u00e5 papegojan utbrister:<\/p>\n
– Wow! En ny bordell, en ny bordellmamma, tv\u00e5 nya horor, men\u00a0 samma gamla kunder!
\nTjenare Kjell, hur \u00e9 l\u00e4get……..?<\/p>\n
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