Got this funny joke the other day<\/p>\n
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one<\/em><\/strong>. Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par<\/strong>. Got this funny joke the other day Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?\u00a0 Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. 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\nWhat’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?\u00a0 Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards<\/strong>.<\/p>\n
\nWhat were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing<\/strong><\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn\u2019t decide between a wood and an iron.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"