{"id":3938,"date":"2023-01-27T01:00:22","date_gmt":"2023-01-27T00:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=3938"},"modified":"2023-01-27T07:36:54","modified_gmt":"2023-01-27T06:36:54","slug":"nya-tider-nya-ordsprak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/nya-tider-nya-ordsprak\/","title":{"rendered":"Nya tider – nya ordspr\u00e5k"},"content":{"rendered":"

Publicerat 2012 f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen<\/p>\n

Nya tider kr\u00e4ver nya ordspr\u00e5k.<\/span><\/p>\n

Den man ligger med f\u00e5r b\u00e4dda.<\/span><\/p>\n

Den som tar, han har.<\/span><\/p>\n

Det man inte minns, har inte h\u00e4nt.<\/span><\/p>\n

Det man inte vet, har man ingen aning om.<\/span><\/p>\n

Det vi inte g\u00f6r idag slipper vi g\u00f6ra om i morgon.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

F\u00f6rtala \u00e4r silver, f\u00f6rtiga \u00e4r guld.<\/span><\/p>\n

Gammal k\u00e4rlek kostar alltid.<\/span><\/p>\n

Har man slagit yxan i b\u00e5ten f\u00e5r man ro som fan.<\/span><\/p>\n

Liten stuga kallas ofta stort dass.<\/span><\/p>\n

Man m\u00e5ste kyssa m\u00e5nga grodor innan man hittar sitt svin.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Den som bara kollar i backspegeln k\u00f6r oftare i diket.<\/span><\/p>\n

Den som dricker ensam har bara sig sj\u00e4lv att fylla.<\/span><\/p>\n

Den som gr\u00e4ver en grop \u00e5t andra f\u00e5r 88:50 i timmen.<\/span><\/p>\n

Den som spar han har men inte roligt.<\/span><\/p>\n

Det finns inga dumma fr\u00e5gor, bara dumma m\u00e4nniskor..<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Det man inte har i huvudet f\u00e5r man ha mellan benen.<\/span><\/p>\n

Det som inte tar d\u00f6d p\u00e5 en… f\u00e5r en i alla fall att m\u00e5
\nriktigt d\u00e5ligt.<\/span><\/p>\n

Det \u00e4r med k\u00e4rlek som med whisky, den tar slut…<\/span><\/p>\n

D\u00e5liga flickor \u00e4r inte det s\u00e4msta.<\/span><\/p>\n

Framtiden var b\u00e4ttre f\u00f6rr.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Friskt v\u00e5gat, halva inne.<\/span><\/p>\n

F\u00f6rst till skrivark\u00f6n f\u00e5r f\u00f6rst skriva ut.<\/span><\/p>\n

H\u00e5rt arbete l\u00f6nar sig i framtiden, lathet l\u00f6nar sig nu.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ju fler kockar desto st\u00f6rre fackf\u00f6rening.<\/span><\/p>\n

Livet \u00e4r h\u00e5rt, men or\u00e4ttvist.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Man har inte roligare \u00e4n man k\u00f6per ut f\u00f6r.<\/span><\/p>\n

Man lever bara en g\u00e5ng och m\u00e5nga inte ens det.<\/span><\/p>\n

Obeslutsamhet \u00e4r nyckeln till flexibilitet.<\/span><\/p>\n

Problem \u00e4r till f\u00f6r att skjutas upp, f\u00f6r att sedan gl\u00f6mmas
\nbort.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ropa inte gay f\u00f6rr\u00e4n du \u00e4r inne i h\u00e4cken.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c4ven den starke f\u00e5r ta i n\u00e4r han skiter.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c4ven i de lugnaste vatten drunknar man.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

ett bidrag av M Roland professeur<\/p>\n

Mera roligheter \u00a0 \u00a0skithuspoesi<\/strong><\/a> mm<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Publicerat 2012 f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen Nya tider kr\u00e4ver nya ordspr\u00e5k. Den man ligger med f\u00e5r b\u00e4dda. Den som tar, han har. Det man inte minns, har inte h\u00e4nt. Det man inte vet, har man ingen aning om. Det vi inte g\u00f6r idag slipper vi g\u00f6ra om i morgon. \u00a0 F\u00f6rtala \u00e4r silver, f\u00f6rtiga \u00e4r guld. Gammal […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[1453,1493],"class_list":["post-3938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-nya","tag-ordsprak"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-11w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5620,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/den-nya-sjukvarden-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4\/","url_meta":{"origin":3938,"position":0},"title":"Den ”nya” sjukv\u00e5rden ??","author":"bengt39","date":"2010-03-04","format":false,"excerpt":"Telefonen ringde hos Petterssons. - Marie Pettersson i telefon! - Hej, jag ringer fr\u00e5n v\u00e5rdscentralen. 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