{"id":4123,"date":"2021-06-06T07:25:10","date_gmt":"2021-06-06T06:25:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=4123"},"modified":"2021-06-06T14:48:43","modified_gmt":"2021-06-06T13:48:43","slug":"jockmocksripa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/jockmocksripa\/","title":{"rendered":"Jockmocksripa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ursprungligen publicerad 2009 och framlyft ur godissamlingarna 210606<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/jockmock.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-25270\" src=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/jockmock.jpg\" alt=\"jockmock\" width=\"250\" height=\"202\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Starta uppspelningen med startknappen p\u00e5 spelaren<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-4123-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/lappgubben.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/lappgubben.mp3\">https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/lappgubben.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Fr\u00e5n Anders i Viken 2009<\/p>\n<p>Jag publicerar oregelbundet roliga historier som man kan <a href=\"https:\/\/fbenfun.com\/2019\/11\/29\/forsteadventgodis-2019\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong>abonnera p\u00e5.\u00a0<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ursprungligen publicerad 2009 och framlyft ur godissamlingarna 210606 Starta uppspelningen med startknappen p\u00e5 spelaren Fr\u00e5n Anders i Viken 2009 Jag publicerar oregelbundet roliga historier som man kan abonnera p\u00e5.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7,19],"tags":[1057,1188,1189,1671],"class_list":["post-4123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","category-underhallning","tag-jockmock","tag-lapp","tag-lappgubbe","tag-ripa"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-14v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":25801,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/bra-programvara\/","url_meta":{"origin":4123,"position":0},"title":"BRA PROGRAMVARA INSPELNING STREAMING AUDIO","author":"admin","date":"2016-11-16","format":false,"excerpt":"uppdaterat 161126 Att spela in musik fr\u00e5n n\u00e4tet har varit ganska kr\u00e5ngligt genom \u00e5ren d\u00e4r\u00a0 ljudinst\u00e4llningar inte \u00e4r helt enkelt men det finns nu ett enklare alternativ. 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