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For this He pays nothing and nothing is required of him.<\/p>\n<p>He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.<\/p>\n<p>If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, my dog is a Democrat!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My dog My dog sleeps about 18 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24\/7\/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Veterinarian once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. 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