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<\/a><\/p>\nDen ene gamle dame r\u00e5bte: ”Vi vil v\u00e6dde <\/span><\/strong>
\n<\/span>p\u00e5 at vi kan g\u00e6tte din n\u00f8jagtige alder.”<\/span><\/strong>
\nDen gamle mand sagde: ” Det kan ikke lade sig g\u00f8re at g\u00e6tte min alder I gamle fjolser.”<\/span><\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/strong>Den ene gamle dame sagde: ” Selvf\u00f8lgelig kan vi det. Bare smid bukserne – ogs\u00e5 underbukserne – s\u00e5 skal vi sige din n\u00f8jagtige alder.”<\/span><\/strong>
\nManden blev en smule flov, men ivrig efter at bevise at det ikke kunne lade sig g\u00f8re, smed han bukserne.<\/strong>
\nDamerne bad ham f\u00f8rst om at dreje rundt et par gange, og herefter hoppe op og ned adskillige gange. \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong>
\nSt\u00e5ende med bukserne nede om anklerne spurgte den \u00e6ldre herre: ”Hvordan kunne I g\u00e6tte det?”<\/strong>
\nDamerne slog sig grinende p\u00e5 l\u00e5rene da de samstemmende r\u00e5bte – –<\/strong>
\n”Vi var med til din f\u00f8dselsdag i g\u00e5r!”
\nDern\u00e6st skr\u00e6ppede de alle op: ”Du er 87 \u00e5r gammel”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"En gammal goding fr\u00e5n arkivet som jag f\u00e5tt av min v\u00e4n Bent i Danmark och \u00e4r v\u00e4l v\u00e4rd att l\u00e4sas igen. Lidt til smileb\u00e5ndet 3 gamle bedstem\u00f8dre sad p\u00e5 en b\u00e6nk foran et plejehjem, da en gammel bedstefar kom g\u00e5ende forbi. 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