{"id":4446,"date":"2010-09-21T08:42:23","date_gmt":"2010-09-21T06:42:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=4446"},"modified":"2013-02-28T09:01:47","modified_gmt":"2013-02-28T08:01:47","slug":"old-pilot-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/old-pilot-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4-2\/","title":{"rendered":"THE OLD PILOT- a good laugh today also ? \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ya think you have lived to be Old and know who you are, then along comes someone and changes it all….<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0
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An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

She turned to the pilot and asked, ’Are you a real pilot?’\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

He replied, ’Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.’\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

She said, ’I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

The two sat sipping in silence.\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ’Are you a real pilot?’\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

The old pilot replied, ’Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’
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\u00a0A nice contribtion from one of my readers of the blog Mike124<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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