{"id":4504,"date":"2023-03-11T04:30:02","date_gmt":"2023-03-11T03:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=4504"},"modified":"2023-03-11T17:39:56","modified_gmt":"2023-03-11T16:39:56","slug":"ripjakt-lappland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/ripjakt-lappland\/","title":{"rendered":"Ripjakt i Lappland"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0publicerad f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen 2004<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

En k\u00e4nd advokat fr\u00e5n Stockholm hade givit sig upp p\u00e5 jakt i en avl\u00e4gsen trakt i Lappland. Han hade genast tur och sk\u00f6t tv\u00e5 ripor i samma salva, vilka dock trilla ned p\u00e5 ett f\u00e4lt p\u00e5 andra sidan av ett renst\u00e4ngsel.<\/p>\n

N\u00e4r advokaten skulle kl\u00e4ttra \u00f6ver st\u00e4ngslet d\u00f6k en \u00e4ldre same upp bredvid honom p\u00e5 sin skoter och fr\u00e5gade:
\n– Men va fan h\u00e5ll tu p\u00e5 me?<\/p>\n

– Jag sk\u00f6t tv\u00e5 ripor som f\u00f6ll ned h\u00e4r p\u00e5 f\u00e4ltet och nu skall jag h\u00e4mta dem.<\/p>\n

– Te h\u00e4r he \u00e4 min mark, \u00e5 tu f\u00e5 int kom \u00f6fer t\u00e4ngslet!<\/p>\n

Advokaten blev m\u00e4kta indignerad och sa:
\n– Du, jag \u00e4r en av de b\u00e4sta advokaterna i Sverige, och om du inte l\u00e5ter mig f\u00e5 riporna, s\u00e5 st\u00e4mmer jag dig och tar allt du \u00e4ger!<\/p>\n

Med ett leende svarade den gamle samen:
\n– Tu tj\u00e4nner nok int till hur fi l\u00f6se tvister i Norrpotten. Sm\u00e5 meningsskiljaktigheter som ten h\u00e4 ortnar fi me ten Norrpottniska tresparksregeln.<\/p>\n

Advokaten som aldrig h\u00f6rt talas om den Norrbottniska Tresparksregeln fr\u00e5gade:<\/p>\n

– Vad \u00e4r det f\u00f6r regel?<\/p>\n

– Jo, d\u00e5 tvisten uppst\u00e5tt p\u00e5 min mark, s\u00e5 sparka ja dig f\u00f6rst tre k\u00e5nger, \u00e5 sedan sparka tu mig tre k\u00e5nger \u00e5 s\u00e5 fidare till tess ten antre ger upp.<\/p>\n

Advokaten t\u00e4nkte snabbt igenom den f\u00f6reslagna t\u00e4vlingen och beslutade att han nog ganska l\u00e4tt skulle vinna \u00f6ver den gamle mannen och meddelade att han accepterade den lokala seden.<\/p>\n

Samen steg av skotern och fram till advokaten. Den f\u00f6rsta sparken landade, med all tyngd fr\u00e5n den st\u00e5lh\u00e4tteprydda skoterk\u00e4ngan, mitt i advokatens skrev och fick honom ned p\u00e5 kn\u00e4. Den andra sparken tr\u00e4ffade i mellang\u00e4rdet och advokatens senaste m\u00e5ltid fick en gratisresa upp\u00e5t. Advokaten stod nu p\u00e5 alla fyra och samens tredje spark tr\u00e4ffade rakt i baken och s\u00e4nde honom huvudstupa ned i en h\u00f6g med f\u00e4rsk renspillning.
\nAdvokaten uppbringade all sin viljestyrka och kraft och lyckades komma p\u00e5 f\u00f6tter.
\nN\u00e4r han torkade sitt ansikte med sin jack\u00e4rm sa han:
\n– Okej, din gamla sate, nu \u00e4r det min tur.<\/p>\n

Den gamle samen log och sa:
\n– N\u00e4, ja ger mig, tu kan ta riporna<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0publicerad f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen 2004 En k\u00e4nd advokat fr\u00e5n Stockholm hade givit sig upp p\u00e5 jakt i en avl\u00e4gsen trakt i Lappland. Han hade genast tur och sk\u00f6t tv\u00e5 ripor i samma salva, vilka dock trilla ned p\u00e5 ett f\u00e4lt p\u00e5 andra sidan av ett renst\u00e4ngsel. N\u00e4r advokaten skulle kl\u00e4ttra \u00f6ver st\u00e4ngslet d\u00f6k en \u00e4ldre same […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[59,1662,1671,1737],"class_list":["post-4504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-advokat","tag-renstangsel","tag-ripa","tag-same"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-1aE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4123,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/jockmocksripa\/","url_meta":{"origin":4504,"position":0},"title":"Jockmocksripa","author":"bengt39","date":"2021-06-06","format":false,"excerpt":"Ursprungligen publicerad 2009 och framlyft ur godissamlingarna 210606 Starta uppspelningen med startknappen p\u00e5 spelaren Fr\u00e5n Anders i Viken 2009 Jag publicerar oregelbundet roliga historier som man kan abonnera p\u00e5.\u00a0","rel":"","context":"I \u201d2 JOKES\u201d","block_context":{"text":"2 JOKES","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/ett-gott-skratt\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"jockmock","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/jockmock.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":12217,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/blondin-pa-flyget\/","url_meta":{"origin":4504,"position":1},"title":"Blondin p\u00e5 flyget","author":"bengt39","date":"2017-06-04","format":false,"excerpt":"En blondin och en advokat sitter bredvid varandra p\u00e5 flyget mellan Stockholm och New York. 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