{"id":4736,"date":"2010-01-26T07:06:52","date_gmt":"2010-01-26T06:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=4736"},"modified":"2010-01-26T07:06:52","modified_gmt":"2010-01-26T06:06:52","slug":"jesus-had-a-sence-of-humour-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/jesus-had-a-sence-of-humour-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus had a sence of humour \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. He called everyone brother.<\/p>\n

2. He liked Gospel.<\/p>\n

3. He didn’t get a fair trial.<\/p>\n

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. He went into His Father’s business.<\/p>\n

2. He lived at home until he was 33.<\/p>\n

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.<\/p>\n

But also 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. He talked with His hands.<\/p>\n

2. He had wine with His meals.<\/p>\n

3. He used olive oil.
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

But not finished yet 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. He never cut His hair.<\/p>\n

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.<\/p>\n

3. He started a new religion.<\/p>\n

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. He was at peace with nature.<\/p>\n

2. He ate a lot of fish.<\/p>\n

3. He talked about the Great Spirit.<\/p>\n

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. He never got married.<\/p>\n

2. He was always telling stories.<\/p>\n

3. He loved green pastures.<\/p>\n

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food.\u00a0<\/p>\n

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.<\/p>\n

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He didn’t get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father’s business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. 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