{"id":4753,"date":"2022-01-27T17:00:46","date_gmt":"2022-01-27T16:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=4753"},"modified":"2022-01-27T18:59:01","modified_gmt":"2022-01-27T17:59:01","slug":"a-herre-jesus-jesus-ser-dig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/a-herre-jesus-jesus-ser-dig\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c5 herre Jesus….Jesus ser dig…!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Publicerad f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen 2011<\/p>\n

JESUS SER DIG<\/strong><\/p>\n

En tjuv br\u00f6t sig in\u00a0 i ett hus en natt.
\nTjuven l\u00e4t ljuset fr\u00e5n ficklampan lysa runt f\u00f6r att se om det fanns n\u00e5gra v\u00e4rdesaker d\u00e4r, n\u00e4r en r\u00f6st sade:\u201dJesus vet att du \u00e4r h\u00e4r<\/strong><\/em>\u201d
\nHan hoppade n\u00e4stan ur sitt skinn, sl\u00e4ckte ficklampan och stod alldeles stilla
\nN\u00e4r han inte h\u00f6rde mer ljud, han skakade p\u00e5 huvudet och fortsatte leta efter v\u00e4rdesaker.<\/p>\n

Precis n\u00e4r han plockade ut stereon f\u00f6r att ta bort sladdarna h\u00f6rdes en klar st\u00e4mma igen:
\n\u201dJesus tittar p\u00e5 dig<\/strong>\u201d
\n<\/em>Han stelnade till och lyste runt i rummet f\u00f6r att lokalisera var ljudet kom fr\u00e5n.
\nSlutligen, i h\u00f6rnet av rummet, fick han syn p\u00e5 en papegoja.<\/p>\n

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Var det du som pratade, fr\u00e5gade han papegojan?
\n\u201dYep<\/em>\u201d sa papegojan, \u201djag\u00a0 f\u00f6rs\u00f6kte bara varna dig, f\u00f6r han kollar dig nu<\/em>\u201d
\nTjuven slappnade av. \u201dVarna mig, va. Vem i hela v\u00e4rlden \u00e4r du<\/em>?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201dMoses<\/em>”, sa pappegojan.
\n\u201cMoses<\/em>?\u201d skrattade tjuven. \u201cVem I hela v\u00e4rlden skulle ge namnet Moses till en f\u00e5gel<\/em>?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201dDet \u00e4r samma m\u00e4nniskor som d\u00f6pte\u00a0 Rottweilern \u00a0till Jesus<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Bidrag fr\u00e5n Norman 2011<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Tjuven l\u00e4t ljuset fr\u00e5n ficklampan lysa runt f\u00f6r att se om det fanns n\u00e5gra v\u00e4rdesaker d\u00e4r, n\u00e4r en r\u00f6st sade:\u201dJesus vet att du \u00e4r h\u00e4r\u201d Han hoppade n\u00e4stan ur sitt skinn, sl\u00e4ckte ficklampan och stod alldeles stilla N\u00e4r […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[1051,1380,1520,1709],"class_list":["post-4753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-jesus","tag-moses","tag-papegoja","tag-rottweiler"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-1eF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12289,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/pollution-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4\/","url_meta":{"origin":4753,"position":0},"title":"Pollution \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-11-25","format":false,"excerpt":"Jesus and Saint Paul Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind\u2019s filthy ways. 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