En man och hans fru \u00e4r ut och k\u00f6r med bilen och blir stoppad av en polis.<\/p>\n
– Vad \u00e4r problemet, konstapeln?
\nPolisen:
\n– Du k\u00f6rde i minst 75 p\u00e5 en 50-v\u00e4g.
\nMannen:
\n– Nejnej, jag k\u00f6rde i 60.
\nFrun:
\n–\u00a0nej\u00a0\u00a0Sven. Du k\u00f6rde i 80.
\n(Mannen bl\u00e4nger p\u00e5 sin fru.)
\nPolisen: – Du f\u00e5r b\u00f6ter f\u00f6r ditt trasiga stoppljus ocks\u00e5.
\nMannen:
\n– Trasigt stoppljus? Det visste jag ingenting om!
\nFrun:
\n-Men Sven d\u00e5! Du har vetat om det i veckor.
\n(Mannen bl\u00e4nger p\u00e5 sin fru.)
\nPolisen:
\n– Jag kommer ocks\u00e5 ge er b\u00f6ter f\u00f6r att ni inte anv\u00e4nder ert s\u00e4kerhetsb\u00e4lte.
\nMannen:
\n– \u00c5h, jag tog precis av mig det d\u00e5 ni kom g\u00e5ende mot bilen.
\nFrun:
\n– Det vet du v\u00e4l Sven- Du anv\u00e4nder aldrig s\u00e4kerhetsb\u00e4lte.
\nD\u00e5 v\u00e4nder sig mannen mot sin fru och skriker:
\n– H\u00e5ll k\u00e4ften!
\nPolisen v\u00e4nder sig till frun och fr\u00e5gar:
\n– Skriker din man alltid till dig p\u00e5 det viset?<\/p>\n
Frun svarar:
\n– Nej, bara d\u00e5 han \u00e4r full.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
En man och hans fru \u00e4r ut och k\u00f6r med bilen och blir stoppad av en polis. – Vad \u00e4r problemet, konstapeln? Polisen: – Du k\u00f6rde i minst 75 p\u00e5 en 50-v\u00e4g. Mannen: – Nejnej, jag k\u00f6rde i 60. Frun: –\u00a0nej\u00a0\u00a0Sven. Du k\u00f6rde i 80. (Mannen bl\u00e4nger p\u00e5 sin fru.) 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