{"id":4974,"date":"2010-02-06T07:02:53","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T06:02:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=4974"},"modified":"2014-10-18T11:48:32","modified_gmt":"2014-10-18T09:48:32","slug":"odmjukhet-zlata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/odmjukhet-zlata\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00d6dmjukhet&#8230;  \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00c5ret \u00e4r 2011<\/strong> <strong>och Messi, Xavi och Zlatan spelar fortfarande tillsammans i Barcelona<\/strong>&#8230;<br \/>\nAv n\u00e5gon anledning \u00e4r de ute och \u00e5ker bil tillsammans med\u00a0 Henry\u00a0\u00a0 .<br \/>\nHenry k\u00f6rkapacitet \u00e4r ju inte s\u00e5 lysande och efter n\u00e5gra pilsner s\u00e5 drar han r\u00e4tt in i ett tr\u00e4d. Alla fyra d\u00f6r.<br \/>\nSom alla f\u00f6rst\u00e5r s\u00e5 tar Henry steget direkt ner i helvetet.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Messi, Xavi\u00a0 och Zlatan tar sig dock upp till p\u00e4rleporten d\u00e4r de v\u00e4lkomnas av Sankte Per som direkt leder dem in till v\u00e5r Herre.<\/p>\n<p>De tre stegar fram mot Gud som sitter p\u00e5 sin tron. Gud s\u00e4ger d\u00e5: &#8221; <em>Messi, vad \u00e4r det b\u00e4sta med fotboll<\/em>?&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Messi bugar sig och svarar: &#8221;Det b\u00e4sta med fotbollen \u00e4r att jag har kunnat sprida gl\u00e4dje till folket, tj\u00e4na pengar till mitt uppeh\u00e4lle och f\u00e5 se hela v\u00e4rlden&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Gud ans\u00e5g att det var ett bra svar d\u00e5 han sa: &#8221;<em>Bra\u00a0 Messi , kom och sitt p\u00e5 min v\u00e4nstra sida<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Gud tittade sedan p\u00e5\u00a0 Xavi\u00a0 och sa:&#8221;<em>Och du\u00a0 Xavi , vad \u00e4r det b\u00e4sta med fotbollen<\/em>?&#8221;,<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Xavi svarar lite f\u00f6rsynt: &#8221;Herre, jag kommer fr\u00e5n fattiga f\u00f6rh\u00e5llanden och har lyckats visa mina medm\u00e4nniskor att det finns en v\u00e4g ut ur det hela och att man inte beh\u00f6ver vara d\u00f6md till ett liv i mis\u00e4r. 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