Ursprungligen\u00a0 publicerad 2010<\/p>\n
En polisbil rullade sakta fram utanf\u00f6r O\u00b4Learys i G\u00e4llivare precis efter st\u00e4ngningsdags.<\/p>\n
Precis d\u00e5 vinglade Pekka ut genom d\u00f6rren, praktfullt p\u00e5 lyset och med bilnyckeln i h\u00f6gsta hugg.<\/p>\n
Polisbilen stannade och konstaplarna betraktade med h\u00e4pnad hur Pekka beslutsamt k\u00e4mpade sig fram mot parkeringen, d\u00e4r han provade nyckeln p\u00e5 inte mindre \u00e4n fem bilar innan han hittade sin egen och m\u00f6dosamt tog sig in bakom ratten.<\/p>\n
D\u00e4r satt han sedan alldeles stilla i tio minuter, varp\u00e5 han startade vindrutetorkarna (det var en vacker sommarkv\u00e4ll och inte ett moln p\u00e5 himlen). D\u00e4refter t\u00e4nde och sl\u00e4ckte han str\u00e5lkastarna n\u00e5gra g\u00e5nger, tutade och slog p\u00e5 och av varningsblinkern. Sen startade han motorn och la med ett skrapande i en v\u00e4xel. Bilen tog ett kort skutt fram\u00e5t och motorn dog.<\/p>\n
Han f\u00f6rs\u00f6kte n\u00e5gra g\u00e5nger till, alltmedan parkeringen t\u00f6mdes p\u00e5 bilar. Till sist, n\u00e4r han var ensam kvar, lyckades han f\u00e5 bilen att b\u00f6rja rulla fram\u00e5t, tog sig ryckigt ut p\u00e5 gatan och satte kurs norrut.<\/p>\n
Poliserna, som v\u00e4ntat t\u00e5lmodigt, slog nu p\u00e5 sirener och bl\u00e5ljus samt k\u00f6rde fram och stoppade Pekka och bad honom bl\u00e5sa. Dom trodde knappt sina \u00f6gon n\u00e4r apparaten inte gav n\u00e5got utslag!<\/p>\n
-Du f\u00e5r lov att f\u00f6lja med oss och ta ett blodprov, det m\u00e5ste vara fel p\u00e5 apparaten, sa en av poliserna.<\/p>\n
-Tvivlar jag p\u00e5, flinade Pekka. -Det \u00e4r jag som \u00e4r lockf\u00e5gel ikv\u00e4ll!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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Polisbilen stannade och konstaplarna betraktade med h\u00e4pnad hur Pekka beslutsamt k\u00e4mpade sig fram mot parkeringen, d\u00e4r han provade nyckeln p\u00e5 inte mindre \u00e4n fem […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[765,778,1062],"class_list":["post-5139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-gallivare","tag-garv","tag-joke"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-1kT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12542,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/hur-man-far-polisen-att-komma-nar-man-behover-dom\/","url_meta":{"origin":5139,"position":0},"title":"Hur man f\u00e5r polisen att komma n\u00e4r de beh\u00f6vs \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-12-08","format":false,"excerpt":"Bj\u00f6rn fr\u00e5n Borl\u00e4nge i Dalarna var p\u00e5 v\u00e4g att g\u00e5 och l\u00e4gga sig, n\u00e4r hans fru\u00a0sa att han hade gl\u00f6mt att sl\u00e4cka ljuset i garaget. 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