{"id":5177,"date":"2010-02-12T16:00:17","date_gmt":"2010-02-12T15:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=5177"},"modified":"2010-02-12T16:00:17","modified_gmt":"2010-02-12T15:00:17","slug":"tva-fragor-i-livet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/tva-fragor-i-livet\/","title":{"rendered":"Tv\u00e5 fr\u00e5gor i livet  \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Accord SF; font-size: large;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/image002.jpg\"><\/a>Livet kan sammanfattas i tv\u00e5 fr\u00e5gor<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Accord SF; font-size: medium;\">1. Ska jag skaffa hund&#8230;.?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/image001.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5176\" title=\"image001\" src=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/image001.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"478\" height=\"310\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<span style=\"font-family: Accord SF; font-size: medium;\">ELLER&#8230;.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>2. ska jag skaffa barn?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/image002.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5178\" title=\"image002\" src=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/image002.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"384\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Accord SF; font-size: medium;\">Kom ih\u00e5g att det alltid finns ljus i slutet av tunneln<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/image003.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5179\" title=\"image003\" src=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/image003.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"517\" height=\"312\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Accord SF; font-size: medium;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ha en fortsatt bra dag och gl\u00f6m inte att ge n\u00e5got till beh\u00f6vande!!!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/image004.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5180\" title=\"image004\" src=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/image004.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"516\" height=\"386\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Accord SF; font-size: medium;\">Varf\u00f6r ska katter alltid \u00f6verdriva ?? <\/span><\/p>\n<p>ett bidrag fr\u00e5n min v\u00e4n Norman<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Livet kan sammanfattas i tv\u00e5 fr\u00e5gor 1. Ska jag skaffa hund&#8230;.? \u00a0ELLER&#8230;.\u00a0 2. ska jag skaffa barn?\u00a0 \u00a0 Kom ih\u00e5g att det alltid finns ljus i slutet av tunneln \u00a0 Ha en fortsatt bra dag och gl\u00f6m inte att ge n\u00e5got till beh\u00f6vande!!!\u00a0 \u00a0 Varf\u00f6r ska katter alltid \u00f6verdriva ?? ett bidrag fr\u00e5n min v\u00e4n [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[201,959],"class_list":["post-5177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-barn","tag-hund"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-1lv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":24183,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/gokuret\/","url_meta":{"origin":5177,"position":0},"title":"G\u00f6kuret","author":"admin","date":"2015-12-10","format":false,"excerpt":"En kvinna ber\u00e4ttade om hur hon kom hem full en kv\u00e4ll och f\u00f6rs\u00f6kte spela smart inf\u00f6r sin man. \u201dH\u00e4romkv\u00e4llen fyllde min v\u00e4ninna \u00e5r och jag f\u00f6ljde med ut f\u00f6r att ha en riktig helkv\u00e4ll med v\u00e5rt kompisg\u00e4ng. 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