{"id":5233,"date":"2010-02-12T19:04:11","date_gmt":"2010-02-12T18:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=5233"},"modified":"2015-03-08T13:13:08","modified_gmt":"2015-03-08T12:13:08","slug":"women-drivers-and-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/women-drivers-and-girlfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman driving… and girlfriend \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

My darling husband,<\/p>\n

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.<\/p>\n

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.<\/p>\n

The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.<\/p>\n

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
\nI am enclosing a picture for you.
\nI cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Your loving wife XXX<\/p>\n

PS your girlfriend called<\/span><\/p>\n

A nice contribution from my daughter Yvonne<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My darling husband, Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me. 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