The Pope and Tiger Woods died on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and \u00a0Tiger Woods went to heaven.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00a0The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error.<\/p>\n
\u00a0However, the clerk explains, it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified.<\/p>\n
Next day the Pope is called and Hell’s staff bids him farewell.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven and they stop to have a chat.<\/p>\n
Sorry about the mix up<\/em>, apologies the Pope.<\/p>\n \u00a0No problem replied<\/em> Tiger Woods<\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0Pope: I am really anxious to get to heaven!<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0Tiger: Why is that?<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0Pope: All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary!<\/em>\u00a0<\/p>\n Tiger: You’re a day late!<\/em><\/p>\n Bien cordialement de Paul Provence<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The Pope and Tiger Woods died on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and \u00a0Tiger Woods went to heaven.\u00a0 \u00a0The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error. \u00a0However, the clerk explains, it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[1062,1536,2053],"class_list":["post-5365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-joke","tag-paven","tag-tiger"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-1ox","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3846,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/golf-joke\/","url_meta":{"origin":5365,"position":0},"title":"Golf joke \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2009-12-03","format":false,"excerpt":"Got this funny joke the other day Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. 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