Ett man och en kvinna var p\u00e5 semester. Efter middagen ville maken ta en tupplur.
\nFrun best\u00e4mmer sig d\u00e5 f\u00f6r att ta en tur i b\u00e5ten, fast\u00e4n hon inte k\u00e4nner till sj\u00f6n.
\nHon \u00e5ker ut en bit, l\u00e4gger ankar och tar fram en bok och s\u00e4tter sig och l\u00e4ser.
\n\u00a0
\nPl\u00f6tsligt kommer skogvaktaren f\u00f6rbi i sin b\u00e5t. Han stannar bredvid kvinnan och s\u00e4ger:
\nGod morgon, frun! Vad g\u00f6r ni?<\/p>\n
Jag l\u00e4ser en bok, svarar hon (och t\u00e4nker, Syns inte det?)<\/p>\n
Det \u00e4r fiskebegr\u00e4nsning h\u00e4r, informerar han.<\/p>\n
Ja, det \u00e4r m\u00f6jligt, men jag fiskar inte, jag l\u00e4ser.<\/p>\n
Ja, men du har utrustning till det. S\u00e5 vitt jag vet, s\u00e5 kan du ju b\u00f6rja n\u00e4r som helst. Jag m\u00e5ste ta med dig in till stationen och skriva en rapport.<\/p>\n
F\u00f6r att jag l\u00e4ser? svarar hon tvivlande.<\/p>\n
Ja, det \u00e4r fiskebegr\u00e4nsning h\u00e4r, informerar han igen.<\/p>\n
Men jag fiskar ju inte, jag l\u00e4ser.<\/p>\n
Jo, men du har utrustning till det, s\u00e5 du kan ju b\u00f6rja n\u00e4r som helst. Jag m\u00e5ste ta med dig in till stationen.<\/p>\n
Om du g\u00f6r det blir jag tvungen att anm\u00e4la dig f\u00f6r sexuella trakasserier, s\u00e4ger kvinnan.<\/p>\n
Men jag har ju inte r\u00f6rt dig, s\u00e4ger skogvaktaren.<\/p>\n
Det \u00e4r sant, men du har utrustning till det. S\u00e5 vitt jag vet, s\u00e5 kan du ju b\u00f6rja n\u00e4r som helst.<\/p>\n
Ha en bra dag, frun! sa skogvaktaren och \u00e5kte iv\u00e4g.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ett man och en kvinna var p\u00e5 semester. Efter middagen ville maken ta en tupplur. Frun best\u00e4mmer sig d\u00e5 f\u00f6r att ta en tur i b\u00e5ten, fast\u00e4n hon inte k\u00e4nner till sj\u00f6n. Hon \u00e5ker ut en bit, l\u00e4gger ankar och tar fram en bok och s\u00e4tter sig och l\u00e4ser. \u00a0 Pl\u00f6tsligt kommer skogvaktaren f\u00f6rbi i […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[159,1167],"class_list":["post-5450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-argumentera","tag-kvinna"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-1pU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":19142,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/klagompl-fran-turister-till-resbyran\/","url_meta":{"origin":5450,"position":0},"title":"Klagom\u00e5l fr\u00e5n turister till resebyr\u00e5n","author":"admin","date":"2014-01-13","format":false,"excerpt":"1.\" N\u00e4r vi j\u00e4mf\u00f6rde v\u00e5r enrumsl\u00e4genhet med v\u00e4nnernas trerummare visade det sig att deras l\u00e4genhet var mycket st\u00f6rre\". 2.\"V\u00e4garna var s\u00e5 gropiga att vi inte kunde l\u00e4sa guideboken p\u00e5 v\u00e4g till hotellet. 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