{"id":5461,"date":"2010-02-25T18:26:21","date_gmt":"2010-02-25T17:26:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=5461"},"modified":"2014-12-30T08:24:18","modified_gmt":"2014-12-30T07:24:18","slug":"den-intelligente-norrmannen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/den-intelligente-norrmannen\/","title":{"rendered":"Den intelligente norrmannen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #0000ff; font-size: small;\">Den intelligente norrmannen<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: small;\">Det var en g\u00e5ng en norrman, en amerikan, en svensk och en finne p\u00e5 flygresa. Pl\u00f6tsligt b\u00f6rjade motorn kr\u00e5ngla. D\u00e5 meddelade piloten att\u00a0alla skulle hoppa fallsk\u00e4rm men att de bara hade tre stycken.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>D\u00e5 rusade norrmannen fram och tog den f\u00f6rsta och sa:<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;<em>Jag skall ha den f\u00f6rsta f\u00f6r att jag bor i det intelligentaste landet<\/em>&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00e5 tog amerikanen den andra och sa:<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;<em>Jag skall ha den andra f\u00f6r att jag bor i st\u00f6rsta regionen<\/em>&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Svensken sa:<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;<em>Vi singlar slant om den sista<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;<em>Det beh\u00f6vs inte<\/em>&#8221; sa finnen &#8221;<em>den\u00a0intelligente norrman tog min ryggs\u00e4ck<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Ett bidrag fr\u00e5n Olemand<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Den intelligente norrmannen Det var en g\u00e5ng en norrman, en amerikan, en svensk och en finne p\u00e5 flygresa. Pl\u00f6tsligt b\u00f6rjade motorn kr\u00e5ngla. 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