We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls.
\nBut do you really know the difference between them?<\/p>\n
GUTS <\/strong>– is arriving home late after a night out with ”Are you\u00a0 still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”<\/p>\n BALLS<\/strong> – is coming home late after a night out with the ”You’re next.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? 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\nthe guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask\u00a0 <\/em><\/strong>her:<\/p>\n
\nguys, smelling\u00a0 of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
\nyour wife on the\u00a0 butt\u00a0 \u00a0 And having the balls to say<\/em><\/strong>:<\/p>\n