{"id":5558,"date":"2010-03-03T06:24:58","date_gmt":"2010-03-03T05:24:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=5558"},"modified":"2015-01-09T08:34:22","modified_gmt":"2015-01-09T07:34:22","slug":"barn-har-stenkoll-lll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/barn-har-stenkoll-lll\/","title":{"rendered":"Barn har stenkoll 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>T\u00e4nkv\u00e4rda ord fr\u00e5n\u00a0 barn&#8230; \ud83d\ude42<\/strong><br \/>\nI Sverige har vi n\u00e4stan inga slavar l\u00e4ngre. De f\u00e5 som\u00a0 finns \u00e4r l\u00e4rare<br \/>\nAnton, 6 \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p>Jag \u00e4r b\u00e4stis\u00a0 med en invandrare, men jag tror inte att han vet att han \u00e4r\u00a0invandrare.\u00a0 Jag har i alla fall inte sagt n\u00e5got.<br \/>\nSamuel, 7\u00a0 \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e5 Sveriges nationaldag sl\u00e4pper de ut kungen fr\u00e5n\u00a0 Skansen. Han vinkar till\u00a0m\u00e4nniskorna och tycker det \u00e4r roligt att f\u00e5 se\u00a0 sig omkring.<br \/>\nLissi, 6 \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p>Mamma s\u00e4ger att jag \u00e4r svartsjuk\u00a0 p\u00e5 Simon, men det \u00e4r inte sant.<br \/>\nDet \u00e4r bara helt vanligt\u00a0 hat.<br \/>\nIngrid, 8 \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p>Skillnaden p\u00e5 k\u00f6nsorganen blir mindre\u00a0 och mindre p\u00e5 grund av j\u00e4mst\u00e4lldhetslagen.<br \/>\nMerete, 9\u00a0 \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p>Jag tycker att sagor \u00e4r fina, f\u00f6r d\u00e5 sitter mamma still en\u00a0 liten stund.<br \/>\nLine Marie, 8 \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p>Min mamma s\u00e4ger att jag g\u00e5r\u00a0 henne p\u00e5 nerverna fast jag st\u00e5r alldeles stilla.<br \/>\nSigurd, 6\u00a0 \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p>Min pappa vill att vi ska g\u00e5 med i EU. Det vill inte min\u00a0 mamma. Men det blir alltid som min pappa vill.<br \/>\nChristina, 7\u00a0 \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p>Min mamma bara jobbar och jobbar f\u00f6r att tj\u00e4na pengar till\u00a0 mat, \u00e4nd\u00e5 \u00e4r jag n\u00e4stan aldrig hungrig.<br \/>\nMatilda, 6\u00a0 \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p>Jag kanske ska bli b\u00f6g, f\u00f6r jag tycker inte s\u00e5 mycket om\u00a0 flickor.<br \/>\nHenrik, 8 \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p>Det \u00e4r v\u00e4ldigt m\u00e5nga som vill avliva\u00a0 hela kungahuset.<br \/>\nMarie, 8 \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e5 m\u00e5nga s\u00e4tt liknar\u00a0 politiker vanliga m\u00e4nniskor. Det \u00e4r f\u00f6r att man inte ska genomsk\u00e5da\u00a0 dem.<br \/>\nHilde, 10 \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p>F\u00f6rr i tiden visste inte mannen var\u00a0 barnen var eller var de kom fr\u00e5n.<br \/>\nP\u00e5 fars dag firar man att han har\u00a0 f\u00f6rst\u00e5tt det.<br \/>\nNina, 7 \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p>I USA m\u00e5ste du betala f\u00f6r att bli\u00a0 sjuk.<br \/>\nMarkus, 8 \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p>Det \u00e4r utslitna, magra m\u00e4nniskor som\u00a0 r\u00f6star p\u00e5 socialdemokraterna.<br \/>\nPeder, 7 \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p><strong>Och den mest\u00a0 t\u00e4nkv\u00e4rda :<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Det \u00e4r inte s\u00e5 farligt om man har olika f\u00e4rg p\u00e5 huden.\u00a0 Det viktiga \u00e4r att\u00a0man har samma f\u00e4rg p\u00e5 hj\u00e4rtat.<br \/>\nIsabell, 7\u00a0 \u00e5r<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/barn-har-stenkoll-ii\/\">Mera av samma\u00a0slag<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T\u00e4nkv\u00e4rda ord fr\u00e5n\u00a0 barn&#8230; \ud83d\ude42 I Sverige har vi n\u00e4stan inga slavar l\u00e4ngre. De f\u00e5 som\u00a0 finns \u00e4r l\u00e4rare Anton, 6 \u00e5r Jag \u00e4r b\u00e4stis\u00a0 med en invandrare, men jag tror inte att han vet att han \u00e4r\u00a0invandrare.\u00a0 Jag har i alla fall inte sagt n\u00e5got. Samuel, 7\u00a0 \u00e5r P\u00e5 Sveriges nationaldag sl\u00e4pper de ut [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[201,1874,1938],"class_list":["post-5558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-barn","tag-snusfornuftig","tag-stenkoll"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-1rE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3584,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/barn-har-stenkoll\/","url_meta":{"origin":5558,"position":0},"title":"BARN HAR STENKOLL \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2009-11-11","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0Barn om djur \u00a0Inne i grisen finns det korvar och skinkor. 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