Telefonen ringde hos Petterssons.<\/p>\n
– Marie Pettersson i telefon!<\/p>\n
– Hej, jag ringer fr\u00e5n v\u00e5rdscentralen. Din man Martin Pettersson var hos oss i g\u00e5r f\u00f6r att ta blodprover, eller hur?<\/p>\n
– Ja, hur s\u00e5?<\/p>\n
– Vi har r\u00e5kat ut f\u00f6r en liten beklaglig arbetsolycka, vi hade ocks\u00e5 en annan Martin Petterson h\u00e4r ig\u00e5r som tog blodprover och av n\u00e5gon anledning var b\u00e5das personnummer ol\u00e4sliga p\u00e5 provr\u00f6ren. S\u00e4kert n\u00e5got printerproblem.<\/p>\n
– Kan ni ta nya tester d\u00e5?<\/p>\n
– Tyv\u00e4rr, med anledning av de nya sparkraven inom den offentliga h\u00e4lsov\u00e5rden f\u00e5r man ta omfattande blodbilder bara en g\u00e5ng per person och kvartal..<\/p>\n
– Jas\u00e5…..
\n– S\u00e5 nu har jag d\u00e5liga nyheter att meddela. Antingen har er man HIV eller Alzheimers.<\/p>\n
– Det kan inte vara sant. Vad ska jag g\u00f6ra nu?<\/p>\n
–Vi rekommenderar att ni tar er man till stadens centrum och l\u00e4mnar honom d\u00e4r. Hittar han hem sj\u00e4lv, s\u00e5 ha inte sex med honom<\/em><\/p>\n ett bidrag fr\u00e5n Oleman<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Telefonen ringde hos Petterssons. – Marie Pettersson i telefon! – Hej, jag ringer fr\u00e5n v\u00e5rdscentralen. Din man Martin Pettersson var hos oss i g\u00e5r f\u00f6r att ta blodprover, eller hur? – Ja, hur s\u00e5? – Vi har r\u00e5kat ut f\u00f6r en liten beklaglig arbetsolycka, vi hade ocks\u00e5 en annan Martin Petterson h\u00e4r ig\u00e5r som tog […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[104,922,1062,1454],"class_list":["post-5620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-alzheimer","tag-hiv","tag-joke","tag-nya-sjukvarden"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-1sE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":33986,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/lite-narmare-granskning-av-klimatfragan\/","url_meta":{"origin":5620,"position":0},"title":"Granskning av Klimatfr\u00e5gan ur skeptikerns perspektiv","author":"admin","date":"2022-02-11","format":false,"excerpt":"uppdaterad 220214 Visst har det blivit lite varmare men \u00e4nd\u00e5 ganska sk\u00f6nt eller ? 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