{"id":5637,"date":"2010-03-05T17:56:23","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T16:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=5637"},"modified":"2015-01-30T14:58:42","modified_gmt":"2015-01-30T13:58:42","slug":"human-body","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/human-body\/","title":{"rendered":"The Human Body…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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The average man’s private area is three times the length of his thumb.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s…\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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Women blink twice as often as men.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.<\/span><\/div>\n
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If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n

Women reading this will be finished now<\/strong>.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Men are still busy checking their thumbs<\/strong><\/p>\n

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This one made me laugh out loud\u2026\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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