{"id":5673,"date":"2010-03-18T06:36:41","date_gmt":"2010-03-18T05:36:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=5673"},"modified":"2010-03-18T06:36:41","modified_gmt":"2010-03-18T05:36:41","slug":"kvinnans-list-och-mannens-forstand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/kvinnans-list-och-mannens-forstand\/","title":{"rendered":"Kvinnans list och mannens f\u00f6rst\u00e5nd&#8230;\u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/kvlist.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5672\" title=\"kvlist\" src=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/kvlist.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"242\" height=\"268\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Frun var tr\u00f6tt p\u00e5 att g\u00f6ra allt hush\u00e5llsarbete d\u00e4r hemma, s\u00e5 hon och mannen<br \/>\nkom \u00f6verens om att laga middagen varannan dag.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nDagen efter var det mannens tur och d\u00e5 frun kommer hem s\u00e5 finner hon mannen<br \/>\nspritt spr\u00e5ngande naken i k\u00f6ket, med ett glas vatten i handen.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nHan s\u00e4ger: I kv\u00e4ll st\u00e5r det k\u00e4rlek och k\u00e4llvatten p\u00e5 menyn.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nOch s\u00e5 blev det!<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nDagen efter kommer mannen hem, han luktar f\u00f6rv\u00e4ntansfullt och ropar ivrigt:<br \/>\nVad ska vi \u00e4ta idag, min skatt?<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nVarp\u00e5 frun kommer fram, naken, d\u00e5ligt sminkad och med riktigt risigt h\u00e5r<br \/>\noch s\u00e4ger: <strong>Rester fr\u00e5n ig\u00e5r!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00c4nnu ett roligt bidrag fra Ole<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frun var tr\u00f6tt p\u00e5 att g\u00f6ra allt hush\u00e5llsarbete d\u00e4r hemma, s\u00e5 hon och mannen kom \u00f6verens om att laga middagen varannan dag. \u00a0 Dagen efter var det mannens tur och d\u00e5 frun kommer hem s\u00e5 finner hon mannen spritt spr\u00e5ngande naken i k\u00f6ket, med ett glas vatten i handen. \u00a0 Han s\u00e4ger: I kv\u00e4ll st\u00e5r [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[717,1167,1228,1278],"class_list":["post-5673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-forstand","tag-kvinna","tag-list","tag-man"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-1tv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4876,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/den-hjalpsamma-hustrun\/","url_meta":{"origin":5673,"position":0},"title":"Den hj\u00e4lpsamma hustrun  \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2010-11-18","format":false,"excerpt":"En man och hans fru \u00e4r ut och k\u00f6r med bilen och blir stoppad av en polis. - Vad \u00e4r problemet, konstapeln? 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