{"id":6612,"date":"2010-05-11T05:51:29","date_gmt":"2010-05-11T04:51:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=6612"},"modified":"2010-05-11T05:51:29","modified_gmt":"2010-05-11T04:51:29","slug":"good-morning-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/good-morning-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4\/","title":{"rendered":"Good morning \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.\u00a0
\nBoth he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is,
\n\u00a0but will give them a clue and let them guess.<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for a clue.
\nThe dad said,
\n’Well, it’s what mommy calls me sometimes.’\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

The little girl screams to her brother, ’Don’t eat it!\u00a0 It’s an asshole!’<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

*******************************************************************<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

A herd of buffalo<\/span> can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo,
\nand when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest
\nones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
\nis good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
\nand health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
\nculling of the weakest members. <\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

In much the same way the human brain can only operate
\nas fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol,
\nwe all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest
\nand weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption
\nof beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a
\nfaster and more efficient machine. <\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

So that’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
\n<\/em><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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