A new Publix Supermarket opened in Hudson, Florida.<\/p>\n
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.<\/p>\n
Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.<\/p>\n
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.<\/p>\n
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.<\/p>\n
In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.<\/p>\n
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.<\/p>\n
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.<\/p>\n
I don’t buy toilet paper there anymore.<\/p>\n
A contribution from\u00a0Carlton NC<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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