Blondinen \u00e4r framme vid sista fr\u00e5gan i ”Vem vill bli miljon\u00e4r”.<\/p>\n
Programledaren:
\n– Nu g\u00e4ller det! Du har en livlina kvar och du vet att du kan ramla ner till 100 000 om du svarar fel. \u00c4r du redo?<\/p>\n
– Visst, k\u00f6r p\u00e5 bara.<\/p>\n
– Okej, fr\u00e5gan lyder: Vilken av f\u00f6ljande f\u00e5glar bygger inte sitt bo sj\u00e4lv? \u00c4r det:
\nA – Staren
\nB – Svanen
\nC – G\u00f6ken
\nD – Tofsvipan.<\/p>\n
– Kom ih\u00e5g Majsan att det st\u00e5r en miljon kronor p\u00e5 spel!<\/p>\n
– Jag tror det \u00e4r… Nej jag \u00e4r inte s\u00e4ker. Har inte en aning. Jag f\u00e5r ringa min v\u00e4n Bettan bara f\u00f6r att vara s\u00e4ker.
\n(Det ringer)<\/p>\n
– Hall\u00e5 Bettan, det h\u00e4r \u00e4r fr\u00e5n ”Vem vill bli miljon\u00e4r”. Jag har Majsan h\u00e4r och hon beh\u00f6ver din hj\u00e4lp f\u00f6r att vinna en miljon. \u00c4r du redo?<\/p>\n
Visst \u00e4r hon det, och Majsan l\u00e4ser upp fr\u00e5gan och svarsalternativen. Bettan tvekar inte en sekund:
\n– Det \u00e4r C – G\u00f6ken!<\/p>\n
– \u00c4r du helt s\u00e4ker?<\/p>\n
– Hundratio procent!<\/p>\n
– Okej, tack Bettan. D\u00e5 s\u00e4ger jag C – G\u00f6ken.<\/p>\n
– \u00c4r det ditt slutgiltiga svar?<\/p>\n
– Ja, jag litar p\u00e5 Bettan och h\u00e4r var hon s\u00e4ker.<\/p>\n
– Okej Majsan, nu g\u00e4ller det. Du hade en halv miljon, du sa C – G\u00f6ken och det \u00e4r r\u00e4tt! Du har just vunnit en miljon kronor! Grattis!<\/p>\n
Senare p\u00e5 kv\u00e4llen tr\u00e4ffas Majsan och Bettan f\u00f6r att fira. Medan de smuttar p\u00e5 sin champagne undrar Majsan hur Bettan kunde k\u00e4nna till att det var just g\u00f6ken som inte bygger egna bon.<\/p>\n
– Men det \u00e4r ju skitl\u00e4tt. Alla vet ju att g\u00f6ken bor i en klocka…<\/p>\n
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