Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their
\nsoon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few
\nshelves set up.<\/p>\n
One said to the other, ”I bet any minute now some senior is going to
\nwalk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.”<\/p>\n
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
\ncurious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice
\nasked, ”What are you sellin’ here?”<\/p>\n
One of the men replied sarcastically, ”We’re selling ass-holes.”<\/p>\n
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, ”Must be doing well… A nice contribution from my friend Henrik<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up. 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\nonly two left.”
\nSeniors<\/strong> — don’t mess with them!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n