{"id":7707,"date":"2010-10-08T07:09:22","date_gmt":"2010-10-08T05:09:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=7707"},"modified":"2010-10-08T07:09:22","modified_gmt":"2010-10-08T05:09:22","slug":"truck-stop-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/truck-stop-dinner\/","title":{"rendered":"Truck stop dinner \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.<\/p>\n

He said, ’I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.’<\/p>\n

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, ’This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of head-lights and a pair of running boards….. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?’ ’<\/p>\n

No,’ the cook said. ’Three flat tires…means three pancakes; a pair of headlights\u2026is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards…are 2 slices of crisp bacon !<\/p>\n

’Oh, OK!’ said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.<\/p>\n

The trucker asked, ’What are the beans for Blondie?’<\/p>\n

I LOVE THIS ONE……….<\/p>\n

\u00a0’She replied, ’I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!<\/p>\n

FOR ONCE THE BLOND GETS EVEN!!!<\/p>\n

A nice contribution from my friend Paul in Provence France<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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