{"id":7715,"date":"2010-10-08T15:09:05","date_gmt":"2010-10-08T13:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=7715"},"modified":"2010-10-08T15:09:05","modified_gmt":"2010-10-08T13:09:05","slug":"en-ovning-i-danska","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/en-ovning-i-danska\/","title":{"rendered":"En \u00f6vning i danska \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/dame1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7716\" title=\"dame1\" src=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/dame1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"209\" height=\"213\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>En \u00e6ldre dame bliver stoppet for at k\u00f8re for hurtigt&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00c6ldre dame: Er der problemer, hr. betjent?<br \/>\nBetjenten: Frue, De k\u00f8rte for hurtigt.<br \/>\n\u00c6ldre dame: \u00c5h, javel.<br \/>\nBetjenten: M\u00e5 jeg se Deres f\u00f8rerbevis?<br \/>\n\u00c6ldre dame: Jeg ville give det til Dem, men jeg har ikke et.<br \/>\nBetjenten: De har ikke et?<br \/>\n\u00c6ldre dame: Mistede det for 4 \u00e5r siden pga. spiritusk\u00f8rsel.<br \/>\nBetjenten: Javel&#8230; M\u00e5 jeg bede om at se bilens indregistreringspapirer.<br \/>\n\u00c6ldre dame: Dem har jeg ikke.\u00a0<br \/>\nBetjenten: Hvorfor ikke?<br \/>\n\u00c6ldre dame: Jeg har stj\u00e5let bilen.<br \/>\nBetjenten: Stj\u00e5let den?<br \/>\n\u00c6ldre dame: Ja, og jeg slog ejeren ihjel og parterede ham.<br \/>\nBetjenten: Hvad gjorde De?<br \/>\n\u00c6ldre dame: Delene ligger i bagagerummet i plastikposer, hvis De vil se det.<\/p>\n<p>Betjenten kigger p\u00e5 damen og g\u00e5r langsomt tilbage til sin bil og beder om hj\u00e6lp. I l\u00f8bet af f\u00e5 minutter st\u00e5r der 5 politibiler rundt om bilen. En overordnet n\u00e6rmer sig langsomt bilen med h\u00e5nden p\u00e5 sin halvt trukne pistol.<br \/>\nOverbetjenten: Frue, vil De v\u00e6re venlig at stige ud af Deres bil, tak. Damen stiger ud af bilen.<br \/>\n\u00c6ldre dame: Er der problemer, hr.?<br \/>\nOverbetjenten: En af mine betjente har fortalt mig at De har stj\u00e5let denne bil og myrdet ejeren.<br \/>\n\u00c6ldre dame: Myrdet ejeren??<br \/>\nOverbetjenten: Ja. Vil De v\u00e6re venlig at \u00e5bne for bagagerummet.Damen \u00e5bner for bagagerummet der viser sig at v\u00e6re tom.<br \/>\nOverbetjenten: Er dette Deres bil, frue?<br \/>\n\u00c6ldre dame: Ja, her er registreringspapirerne.<br \/>\nOverbetjenten kiggede m\u00e5bende.<br \/>\nOverbetjenten: En af mine betjente siger De ikke har k\u00f8rekort.<br \/>\nDamen \u00e5bner sin taske, fremdrager sit k\u00f8rekort og giver det til overbetjenten<br \/>\nOverbetjenten studerer k\u00f8rekortet. Han ser meget forvirret ud.Overbetjenten: Tak, frue. En af mine betjente fortalte mig at De ikke havde k\u00f8rekort, at De stjal denne bil, myrdede og parterede ejeren.<br \/>\n\u00c6ldre dame: Jeg vil v\u00e6dde p\u00e5 at L\u00d8GNEREN ogs\u00e5 sagde jeg k\u00f8rte for st\u00e6rkt.<\/p>\n<p>Kom ikke i clinch med \u00e6ldre damer!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/dame2.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7717\" title=\"dame2\" src=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/dame2.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"617\" height=\"661\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ett bidrag fra dansksvensken Ole\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0H\u00e4r\u00a0kommer\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/ovning-i-danska-ll\/\"><strong><em>ytterligare en dansk l\u00e4s\u00f6vning<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En \u00e6ldre dame bliver stoppet for at k\u00f8re for hurtigt&#8230; \u00c6ldre dame: Er der problemer, hr. betjent? Betjenten: Frue, De k\u00f8rte for hurtigt. \u00c6ldre dame: \u00c5h, javel. Betjenten: M\u00e5 jeg se Deres f\u00f8rerbevis? \u00c6ldre dame: Jeg ville give det til Dem, men jeg har ikke et. Betjenten: De har ikke et? \u00c6ldre dame: Mistede det [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[87,484,718,1062],"class_list":["post-7715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-aldre-damer","tag-danska","tag-fortkorning","tag-joke"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-20r","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7814,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/ovning-i-danska-ll\/","url_meta":{"origin":7715,"position":0},"title":"\u00d6vning i danska ll   \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2010-10-15","format":false,"excerpt":"HVORDAN SKAL MAN PRIORITERE? 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