{"id":7730,"date":"2010-10-11T07:58:55","date_gmt":"2010-10-11T05:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=7730"},"modified":"2015-01-21T19:03:09","modified_gmt":"2015-01-21T18:03:09","slug":"goodbye-mum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/goodbye-mum\/","title":{"rendered":"Goodbye Mum.."},"content":{"rendered":"

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A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.<\/p>\n

She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, ”I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”<\/p>\n

He answered, ”That’s okay.”<\/p>\n

”I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out ”Good bye, Mom” as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy.”<\/p>\n

She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, ”Goodbye, Mom.”<\/p>\n

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.<\/p>\n

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone’s day, he went to pay for his groceries.<\/p>\n

”That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk..<\/p>\n

”How come so much … I only bought 5 items..”<\/p>\n

The clerk replied, ”Yeah, but your Mother said You’d be paying for her things, too.”<\/p>\n

Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker. Don’t trust little Old Ladies!!!<\/p>\n

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A nice contribution from Anders in Viken<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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